I'm continually rewatching 6x15- "The French Connection", and I'm super full of crazy feelings right now, so if you leave me a prompt I will write you something SPN related. My eyes are full of crazy and my blood is full of cold medicine SO YOU SHOULD REAP THE DUBIOUS BENEFITS.


SERIOUSLY LEAVE ME PROMPTS I BEG OF YOU

ETA: To qualify, guys, they definitely don't need to be 6x15 related, I'll write anything in this vulnerable state.

ETA 2: So there are a couple things in the comments, including:
- some episode filler for 6x15:
- Misha-saving
- the Speight
- Misha with his kid
- the necessary D/C ep tag
There's also a grab bag of other weird stuff, including:
- a baby fic from a 'verse I will never put up here
- a Shortskirts snippet
- Manny!AU snippet
- one where they got sucked into the universe where Dean is a girl
- and some National Treasure!AU snippetry.

So, yeah?

AND I WAS THINKING TO MYSELF, THIS COULD BE HEAVEN OR THIS COULD BE HELL!

Well, kids. We've made it to the end of Wipvember, and you've been very good to me! As your Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Festivus/Atheist Present Giving Day present, there'll be some fresh finished H-5-0 fic tomorrow and a poll, asking what you'd most like to see finished. But in the meantime- have some HODGEPODGE.

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Sam/Gabriel, Dean/Cas

Length: 1700 wordsish.

Warnings: Boning, ripping off Bringing Up Baby, FEELINGS, not enough thought.

Notes: So, as follows are four different snippets, all with some measure of Sam/Gabriel or Dean/Cas- the first was the beginning of an epic S-6 fix all the things fic I was writing during the hiatus, the second is the alleged but never finished sequel to Brother Lover- Sister Toucher. The third is, I shit you not, a Bringing Up Baby AU I never finished, or even really attempted, and the fourth is the discarded original opening of the Trick or Treat AU. AND, YEAH. HAPPY WIPVEMBER, FOR THE LAST TIME, MY LOVES.


ONE.
( Gabriel wakes up. )


TWO.
( Sam lays back on the bed in room 3. )


THREE.
( Sam can't play golf. )


FOUR.
( Sam opens with, What, Dean? because with Dean, social niceties are highly wasted and totally overrated. )

There she stood in the doorway--

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Sam/Gabriel, mentions of Dean/Cas/Obliviousness

Summary: "He doesn't think he's been bored in years, and he's finding himself insanely ill-equipped to handle it. He'd picked up a book and put it back down within ten pages, he'd turned on the tv and turned it back off in less than five minutes and Dean had proclaimed Sam "annoying as fuck" twenty seconds ago and tromped out the door, probably to immediately be joined by his angel."

Length: 400 wordsish.

Warnings: Mild sexy times, brevity.

Notes: I wrote this while actually monstrously bored, and as per usual, for merelyn. I think I did it during the summer hiatus, post S-5, but it surprisingly enough is pretty close to how S-6 Sammy is anyway. (Which is to say, DELIGHTFUL.) It's short and well, short. CHEERS. I AM RUNNING OUT OF WIPS, MAN


( Sam is bored. )

My head grew heavy--

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Sam/Alwaysagirl!Gabriel

Summary: ""I need more sunblock," she states, waggling the bottle at Sam. He eyeballs her.

"Gabby, that is not sunblock, that is literally vegetable oil," Sam disagrees, pulling the actual bottle of sunscreen out of the cooler. Gabrielle rolls her eyes."

Length: 700 wordsish.

Warnings: My awful love of tanning, Little Hugs.

Notes: A future snippet/time stamp for Wild, Wild West Coast, Gabrielle and Sam go to the beach. It's short, because I already spammed with H-5-0 today, but you know. Whatever.


( With the easy access to both funnel cake and taffy, Sam's not surprised that Gabrielle loves the beach. )

Rising up in the aaaaair-

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Sam/Gabriel

Summary: ""I can tell you what you shouldn't do," Dean says, tinny and bitchy because of the terrible reception Sam gets in the law library stairwells. "Under no circumstances should you go as Albert Einstein or as an abstract concept more vague than "Hot fill-in-the-blank."" Sam sighs and rolls his eyes."

Length: 1100 wordsish.

Warnings: Little Mermaid jokes. Just for puckling.

Notes: ONCE MORE DOWN TO THE WIRE. Halloween is maybe my favorite holiday, and I wrote this when I walked by the costume store in question at least once a week this October- and much like The Christmas Mouse, wondered who the people are who keep these stores in business year round. (The answer to that question, by the way, is me.) And let's face it, Gabriel is that guy.

( Sam doesn't like Halloween. )

As we truck along.

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Alwaysagirl!Dean/Cas

Summary: "He's lost track of the number of women- usually beautiful- that slam through his doors, crying into their perfumed handkerchiefs, talking about how they've been or done wrong, who will give anything to get back their husband, their jewelry, their reputation. But it's a Tuesday night- at least, he thinks it's Tuesday- when there's a knock on his door and in slips Trouble."

Length: 5400 wordsish.

Warnings: Heavy doses of atmosphere. Fic meant to be shot in black and white. Uriel. Booze and broads!

Notes: So, I started writing this noir au, where Cas was most like our 2014 Cas-shaped friend, messed up from service in World War II, because that's who I am. And Dean stars as our femme fatale, Diana. Because yeah, yeah. I'm predictable , okay? Fondly posted for prettybird, who is slogging through November, and likes girl!Dean.


( Trouble always starts with a woman. )

For real, WIPVEMBER. Fair warning, none of these will be edited, probably, so, sorry.

Fandom: Supenatural

Pairing: Dean/Cas, Shortskirts 'Verse

Summary: "He tries to be good while Cas is studying- mostly because Cas will kill him in his sleep if Dean makes him flunk out of med school. But it's too cold to go for a run in the park and Dean has been through 900 channels of nothing on tv- and it's December, so Dean has jack to do."

Length: 450 wordsish.

Warnings: Bravo programming.

Notes: Chronologically, the last of the Shortskirts 'verse, Cas would like to study for med school in peace and Dean is bored.

( It's too fucking cold to go outside. )

Title: Excerpts From Carver Edlund's Magnum Opus

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Dean/Cas

Summary: ""C'mon, Cas, it's like we're Mulder and Scully, this is totally X-Files," he says expansively, waving a hand around. It makes his tie flap and momentarily obscure the new and distracting belt buckle that just says "LUCKY" in huge, embarrassing reflective script in the early morning light. Castiel just stares blankly at him.

"I don't know what that means," Cas replies. Dean sighs and rubs the bridge of his nose under the bright yellow sunglasses."

Length: 27,000 wordsish.

Warnings: Gore, kids, questionable science, THE ONE AU TO RULE THEM ALL.

Notes: Okay. This requires a lot of notes. A little over ten months ago, I sent the first two paragraphs of this to rageprufrock being like "HA HA WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY TO HAVE A BONES AU OF SUPERNATURAL WHERE THEY WORK IN A LAB AND DEAN IS A SEXY FBI AGENT AND CAS IS A SOCIALLY-AWKWARD FORENSIC ANTHROPOLOGIST? AND CHUCK WRITES GENDERFUCK FANFIC BOOKS ABOUT THEM." And then slowly but not really surely, I wrote this, which is also responsible for the birth of the nickname "wheatgoogler" because fuck everyone, I like to pretend to be factually accurate. But thanks and apologies to rageprufrock (who stayed up late to talk about Jack), merelyn (who still ate Chinese with me, even after I talked about dismembering for a lot longer than I should have), leupagus (who also had to listen about dismembering, but while we were watching David Attenborough) and for mklutz (who had srs bsnss FBI discussions with me).


( It is entirely implausible that there is some sort of supernatural element at the root of this case, Cas says stubbornly. )

PART TWO.

Title: Doctor, Doctor, Gimme The News

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Alwaysagirl!Sam/Gabriel, background Alwaysagirl!Dean/Cas, terrible, vague, theoretical Dean/Gabriel

Summary: ""Do I know you?" Sam asks, glancing down at Gabriel through thick, glossy brown bangs. Gabriel spares half a second to feel sorry for Sam, because she's actually- abstractly- very pretty. Heart-shaped face, delicate eyebrows knitting over bright hazel eyes, vaguely Amazonian figure. But it can't be easy being the little sister of like, Wonder Woman."

Length: 2200 wordsish.

Warnings: Paging Dr. Sexy to the ER.

Notes: So, again, plumbing the depths of the drafts folder, it seems like everything has some weird genderbending, or is part of something largely unfinished, so. Instead, a terrible medical au. Merry Christmas. Early Rosh Hashanah. Something. (I should be atoning for this shit.)


( Gabriel is attracted to people who are ruthlessly competent, kind of slutty, with a mean streak and green eyes. )

Title: There Are No Victories In All Our Histories

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Dean/Cas

Summary: ""It was not my intent to wake you at this time," Cas says slowly, which, Dean notes, doesn't mean that Cas wasn't planing on waking him up."

Length: 1000 wordsish.

Warnings: None, other than massive doses of atmosphere.

Notes: This came to me while I was listening to Sting's "Mad About You" on repeat (although, I was listening to an a cappella version, to be fair, which is sort of different. PM if you want the version, as alas, it's not on youtube.) It's sort of sentimental and odd, but, hey.


( When Dean wakes up, Cas is sitting on the edge of his bed. )