twentysomething

I'm continually rewatching 6x15- "The French Connection", and I'm super full of crazy feelings right now, so if you leave me a prompt I will write you something SPN related. My eyes are full of crazy and my blood is full of cold medicine SO YOU SHOULD REAP THE DUBIOUS BENEFITS.


SERIOUSLY LEAVE ME PROMPTS I BEG OF YOU

ETA: To qualify, guys, they definitely don't need to be 6x15 related, I'll write anything in this vulnerable state.

ETA 2: So there are a couple things in the comments, including:
- some episode filler for 6x15:
- Misha-saving
- the Speight
- Misha with his kid
- the necessary D/C ep tag
There's also a grab bag of other weird stuff, including:
- a baby fic from a 'verse I will never put up here
- a Shortskirts snippet
- Manny!AU snippet
- one where they got sucked into the universe where Dean is a girl
- and some National Treasure!AU snippetry.

So, yeah?

For real, WIPVEMBER. Fair warning, none of these will be edited, probably, so, sorry.

Fandom: Supenatural

Pairing: Dean/Cas, Shortskirts 'Verse

Summary: "He tries to be good while Cas is studying- mostly because Cas will kill him in his sleep if Dean makes him flunk out of med school. But it's too cold to go for a run in the park and Dean has been through 900 channels of nothing on tv- and it's December, so Dean has jack to do."

Length: 450 wordsish.

Warnings: Bravo programming.

Notes: Chronologically, the last of the Shortskirts 'verse, Cas would like to study for med school in peace and Dean is bored.

( It's too fucking cold to go outside. )

Title: This Time, Baby

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Dean/Cas (Shortskirts 'Verse)

Summary: "He doesn't have anywhere to be today because yesterday they won the World Series."

Length: 1500 wordsish.

Warnings: Tubsex. My gay love for the New York Yankees.

Notes: So, I found this in my gmail drafts folder. I should clean house more often. I should also be ashamed of myself when this shit is more legit than all the kidfic I've been writing. (Dean is Cas's au pair. WHO AM I.)


( Dean's forgotten what it's like to wake up in his own bed. )

Title: In The Closet

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Dean/Cas, Shortskirts 'Verse (David/HGH)

Summary: ""Oh shit, oh shit," David moans, soft and despairing, and Trey doesn't have a smart ass comeback for that, because they're hiding inside Cas's bedroom closet, the downward-slanted blind of it giving them a narrow view of the neatly made bed and a pile of books and medical journals and a window with fluttering white linen curtains and if Dean finds them hiding in his boyfriend's fucking closet, they're dead."

Length: 2k- OR MORE.

Warnings: Sex, the ongoing cruelty of rageprufrock, terribly carried-out voyeurism

Notes: So, first things first- I DIDN'T WRITE THIS. rageprufrock did- I was cross at the office and what's some filthy pornography between friends, right? Well, everyone loved the guys on Dean's team. And so did she-- however, FYI, this was written before I wrote "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner," so it's not "canon-compliant" (WHAT THE FUCK AM I SAYING). And this is what happened. Before you even read it, I warn you- IT'S UNFINISHED. SHE IS FICKLE AND CAPRICIOUS AND A DICK. So, INSTEAD- I invite you to write your own ending in the comments- I'll probs give it a swing, too. (I especially encourage big rocks falling, everyone dying.) But it's pretty hilarious, so, go for it, kids. (As an apology, I wrote regicidaldwarf a comment ficlet here.)



( Trey thinks that they could have avoided all of this shit if only Dean Winchester wasn't so goddamn psycho overprotective about his boyfriend. )

So, included are FIVE short fics in the Shortskirts 'verse, aka, I can't stop making terrible choices. They vary in length from 750 words to about 2,500 words, totaling about 9,100. There are varying ratings, G to NC-17, and levels of disgusting schmoop, high to TOXIC. Rather than spam you guys, I decided to just cram them all into one post, so.


GUESS WHO’S COMING TO DINNER

( David met Winchester when he came down from Kansas the spring before he started his freshman year. )





IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH

( Cas always answers his phone- with the notable exception of when he's in class and he never skips- ever- so, when Dean gets the voice mail for the third time in a row-  )





PROUD TO SWIM HOME

( Cas has taken to Louisana like a duck to water- his bizarre- Christ-genteel- manners had been right at home with the seersucker-shorted Sons of the South, and his easy way that bespoke old money suited them just fine. )





ONE MONTH

( Dean has never actually managed to withhold sex from Cas. )





EMPIRE STATE OF MIND

( The night of the draft is a goddamn hot mess. )

Title: Gotta Be From Out of Town

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Dean/Cas (Shortskirts 'Verse)

Summary: "Baby, you couldn't wait twenty minutes?" Dean asks, already stripping his shirt off, reaching for his fly. Cas's eyelids flutter.

Length: 2k.

Warning: THE PORN WILL CONTINUE UNTIL THE ECONOMY IMPROVES. (Just like, if you're looking for content, it's NOT HERE.)

Notes: So, I had said, "Pru, you know, I'm torn between some really juvenile pawing in the backseat of the Impala, or Dean coming home to find that Cas started without him." AND THEN I WROTE BOTH AND PEOPLE SAID THEY WANTED MOAR PORN AND-- look, the flesh is weak. Thanks to juanitatequila for the title. He knows why. (And will forgive me for pronoun failing, I hope. <3) A sequel to "Everything Comes Naturally" and "I Think I Know Where You Belong", unbetaed and full of filth.


( Dean wishes he could say this was the first time he's come home to find Cas moaning- splayed out on his giant white bed, three fingers up his ass, stretching to find the perfect angle to brush against his prostate- but that would be such a lie. )

Title: Everything Comes Naturally

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Dean/Cas (Shortskirts 'Verse)

Summary: "Except right now, they're parked in a field 15 minutes outside town and Cas is making fucking criminal noises underneath him- like no one has ever touched him like this and a really selfish part of Dean hopes that's true."

Length: 1700 wordsish

Warning: Boning in the Impala. Naughty touching. Cas likes dirty talk.

Notes: So, Sundays are for writing porn, apparently, and it's like... all I've written for a while, like a 14 year-old boy who discovers jerking it. Written for rageprufrock, as a sequel of sorts to "I Think I Know Where You Belong", aka The Taylor Swift AU, or something I really tragically termed "Shortskirts 'Verse." It's unbetaed, so any mistakes are mine and in the grand tradition of 1:44 in the morning, IDGAF.


( Dean supposes they're dating. )

Title: Think I Know Where You Belong

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Dean/Cas

Summary: "Castiel wishes he wasn't this excited, but it's the best part of his night when Dean Winchester gets home from baseball practice."

Length: 7k and change.

Warnings: She wears short skirts- he wears sneakers.

Notes: So, I have a sickness and can't stop listening to Taylor Swift. I was watching the video to "You Belong With Me" on repeat in a deranged haze and this happened. High School AU. Great thanks to rageprufrock, zoetrope, leupagus and mklutz for listening to me hiss about this for weeks as I became more and more psychotic, and great love and thanks to merelyn for the beta.

ETA: Short, PWPish sequel: here.

( Castiel is fiddling with his post-it flags, wondering if he should mark the diagram or the text about separation of powers, when he sees a light turn on from the corner of his eye. )