twentysomething

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Dean/Cas

Length: 900 wordsish.

Warnings: this won't make any sense probably.

Notes: So, basically, this was written as a weird reincarnation au, and then season 6 happened and beat any love of supernatural I once had out of me, so. Womp Womp.

( It's hot and dry. )

I'm continually rewatching 6x15- "The French Connection", and I'm super full of crazy feelings right now, so if you leave me a prompt I will write you something SPN related. My eyes are full of crazy and my blood is full of cold medicine SO YOU SHOULD REAP THE DUBIOUS BENEFITS.


SERIOUSLY LEAVE ME PROMPTS I BEG OF YOU

ETA: To qualify, guys, they definitely don't need to be 6x15 related, I'll write anything in this vulnerable state.

ETA 2: So there are a couple things in the comments, including:
- some episode filler for 6x15:
- Misha-saving
- the Speight
- Misha with his kid
- the necessary D/C ep tag
There's also a grab bag of other weird stuff, including:
- a baby fic from a 'verse I will never put up here
- a Shortskirts snippet
- Manny!AU snippet
- one where they got sucked into the universe where Dean is a girl
- and some National Treasure!AU snippetry.

So, yeah?

Title: The Manny Diaries

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Dean/Cas, Sam/Jess, vague non-existent Dean/OMC

Summary: "Dean has always thought kids were great in an abstract kind of way- he enjoys monkeying around with them, and they- for who knows what reason- like him, but Madeline Meyer stole his heart on a rainy Friday afternoon when she solemnly marched over to him, plopped herself down next to him and told him that Miss Moore had told her that Dean knew why cars worked and she wanted to know, too."

Length: 4100 wordsish.

Warnings: KIDS. NANNYING. JO. MICHAEL.

Notes: So, as most of you voted, the story I finished for WIPVEMBER was the freaking silly Manny AU. May it bring you joy in the new year, as it has brought me mortification for writing it and then titling it "The Manny Diaries" because no one was up to tell me that that was a terrible idea. Somewhere, rageprufrock is laughing at me. (And leupagus is still complaining about the Bones Felons!AU I will never finish.)


( Dean's not sure how he got here. )

AND I WAS THINKING TO MYSELF, THIS COULD BE HEAVEN OR THIS COULD BE HELL!

Well, kids. We've made it to the end of Wipvember, and you've been very good to me! As your Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Festivus/Atheist Present Giving Day present, there'll be some fresh finished H-5-0 fic tomorrow and a poll, asking what you'd most like to see finished. But in the meantime- have some HODGEPODGE.

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Sam/Gabriel, Dean/Cas

Length: 1700 wordsish.

Warnings: Boning, ripping off Bringing Up Baby, FEELINGS, not enough thought.

Notes: So, as follows are four different snippets, all with some measure of Sam/Gabriel or Dean/Cas- the first was the beginning of an epic S-6 fix all the things fic I was writing during the hiatus, the second is the alleged but never finished sequel to Brother Lover- Sister Toucher. The third is, I shit you not, a Bringing Up Baby AU I never finished, or even really attempted, and the fourth is the discarded original opening of the Trick or Treat AU. AND, YEAH. HAPPY WIPVEMBER, FOR THE LAST TIME, MY LOVES.


ONE.
( Gabriel wakes up. )


TWO.
( Sam lays back on the bed in room 3. )


THREE.
( Sam can't play golf. )


FOUR.
( Sam opens with, What, Dean? because with Dean, social niceties are highly wasted and totally overrated. )

I heard the Mission bells--


Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: eventual Dean/Cas

Summary: ""Mal, is that-" she broke off, having clearly reached her limit. "That better not be a tooth lodged in her hand.""

Length: 850 wordsish.

Warnings: CARVER EDLUND STRIKES AGAIN.

Notes: So, I had a bit of some of Chuck's terrible books left over from when I was writing the Bones!AU, and then there's a bit of a scene where Jo beats Cas about the head with a) a passage from a novel I like to imagine is called "Supernaturally Dead" and b) the truth. Posted for sorrel who just sent me the MOST DELIGHTFUL present, which is to say, fic she wrote in the Bones!AUniverse that I will convince her to post ASAP AS BALLS. It is SUPER AMAZING, YOU GUYS.


( Agent Remington tossed her dark blond hair over her shoulder as she leaned closer to the body, fascinated despite her disgust. )

There she stood in the doorway--

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Sam/Gabriel, mentions of Dean/Cas/Obliviousness

Summary: "He doesn't think he's been bored in years, and he's finding himself insanely ill-equipped to handle it. He'd picked up a book and put it back down within ten pages, he'd turned on the tv and turned it back off in less than five minutes and Dean had proclaimed Sam "annoying as fuck" twenty seconds ago and tromped out the door, probably to immediately be joined by his angel."

Length: 400 wordsish.

Warnings: Mild sexy times, brevity.

Notes: I wrote this while actually monstrously bored, and as per usual, for merelyn. I think I did it during the summer hiatus, post S-5, but it surprisingly enough is pretty close to how S-6 Sammy is anyway. (Which is to say, DELIGHTFUL.) It's short and well, short. CHEERS. I AM RUNNING OUT OF WIPS, MAN


( Sam is bored. )

I had to stop for the night--

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: eventual Dean/Cas, Sam/Jess

Summary: "Dean has always thought kids were great in an abstract kind of way- he enjoys monkeying around with them, and they- for who knows what reason- like him, but Madeline Meyer stole his heart on a rainy Friday afternoon when she solemnly marched over to him, plopped herself down next to him and told him that Miss Moore had told her that Dean knew why cars worked and she wanted to know, too."

Length: 2900 wordsish.

Warnings: KIDS. NANNYING. COUGAR JOKES. MICHAEL.

Notes: This is a series of shorts from both Dean and Cas's perspectives, revolving around Cas hiring Dean to be his au pair. YEAH. Also, apologies for abandoning you all for a few days, but I was in a coma related to turkey, so. With love for rageprufrock, always.

EDIT: NOW WITH ADDITIONAL BEING FINISHED. CHECK THE MANNY AU TAG.

( Dean's not sure how he got here. )

My head grew heavy--

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Sam/Alwaysagirl!Gabriel

Summary: ""I need more sunblock," she states, waggling the bottle at Sam. He eyeballs her.

"Gabby, that is not sunblock, that is literally vegetable oil," Sam disagrees, pulling the actual bottle of sunscreen out of the cooler. Gabrielle rolls her eyes."

Length: 700 wordsish.

Warnings: My awful love of tanning, Little Hugs.

Notes: A future snippet/time stamp for Wild, Wild West Coast, Gabrielle and Sam go to the beach. It's short, because I already spammed with H-5-0 today, but you know. Whatever.


( With the easy access to both funnel cake and taffy, Sam's not surprised that Gabrielle loves the beach. )

I saw a shimmering light-

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Dean/Alwaysagirl!Cas

Summary: "Death stops and looks, stops and looks, sometimes stooping to close the eyes of a fallen soldier. When Death finally reaches Dean, he is amazed to see a woman standing above him.

"Well, I'll be damned," Dean mutters, and is no less surprised than the face of the woman above him when she shouts over her shoulder that he is alive."

Length: 5200 wordsish.

Warnings: TERRIBLE SELF INDULGENCE. 1860'S MEDICINE. GRATUITOUS WHEATGOOGLING.

Notes: I'm off on a field trip of sorts with internet access, but no DW access. (Don't ask.) This does however mean that there won't be any WIPs until Monday, probably. (I know, you're sobbing.) But as an apology, here is one of my most terrible and most favorite AUs- the one where Dean is a Union soldier and Cas is a Confederate widow. I SHIT YOU NOT.

No, still, really.


( Dean is not dead. )

Rising up in the aaaaair-

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Sam/Gabriel

Summary: ""I can tell you what you shouldn't do," Dean says, tinny and bitchy because of the terrible reception Sam gets in the law library stairwells. "Under no circumstances should you go as Albert Einstein or as an abstract concept more vague than "Hot fill-in-the-blank."" Sam sighs and rolls his eyes."

Length: 1100 wordsish.

Warnings: Little Mermaid jokes. Just for puckling.

Notes: ONCE MORE DOWN TO THE WIRE. Halloween is maybe my favorite holiday, and I wrote this when I walked by the costume store in question at least once a week this October- and much like The Christmas Mouse, wondered who the people are who keep these stores in business year round. (The answer to that question, by the way, is me.) And let's face it, Gabriel is that guy.

( Sam doesn't like Halloween. )