twentysomething

Length: 31,000 wordsish, 14,000ish this part

Notes: All the previous stuff stands, there's sex at the end of this, though. DIDN'T WUSS OUT LIKE I WANTED TO.

( The boys spend a couple of hours very, very carefully petting Laura, who’s still under light sedation, mostly so she doesn’t try to walk around on her broken leg. )

Title: DILF

Fandom: Teen Wolf

Pairing: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski

Summary: "Today is Scott's first day of kindergarten and Derek is terrified."

Length: 31,000 wordsish, 14,000ish this part

Warnings: LONG TERM PINING, domesticity, I'm the worst

Notes: So this like, super duper moonklutz and thehoyden's faults. They insisted on the sex, too. Love to merelyn25 and leupagus for cheerleading over the months it took me to write this. Also, cheers to rageprufrock who merely asked, "Is Stiles preggo yet?" every time I mentioned working on this. To defuse your fears, Stiles is never pregnant at all during this fic. Strong apologies for the wildlife reserve bullshitting in this, park rangers, etc of the world, kill me not. A lot of this was written before s2 when we realized Derek was AWFUL at pack, although I argue he just needs practice.

We joked about naming this fic DILF for a while and then I decided it was the ONLY thing I could name it.


( Derek hadn't worried when he'd sent Jackson to kindergarten. )

Fandom: X-Men: First Class

Pairing: Erik/Charles, Raven/Azazel

Length: 1000 wordsish.

Warnings: kidfic kidfic kidfic (ish?) Charles has a baby in this, anyway.

Notes: For my anon who asked for X-Men on the previous post.. and since I was too lazy to write anything new, here you go, sweet anon.


( Charles loves being an uncle more than anything else. )

Fandom: Bandom

Pairing: intended Brendon/Spencer, past Spencer/Haley

Length: 850 wordsish.

Warnings: kidfic kidfic kidfic

Notes: Things I cannot resist: nanny aus. Things pretty much no one can resist: nanny aus. And now, I'm going to go back to using my xacto knife as a seam ripper.

( Spencer doesn't want to hire a nanny. )

Fandom: X-Men: First Class

Pairing: Alwaysagirl!Charles/Erik

Length: 7300 wordsish.

Warnings: sexy times, the fact that this was written for rageprufrock, Charles being BABYCRAZY

Notes: I forgot to post yesterday, like a bad person, so have a long one today- and I swear to god I write Charles as a dude. Sometimes. It just never seems like it. Uh, kidfic. Yeeeep.

( Erik considers himself no student of American geography, only to say they are somewhere he doubts is on any map, anyway. )

(IT'S FRIDAAAAAY NIGHT)

Fandom: Hawaii 5-O

Pairing: Intended Danny/Steve

Length: 1900 wordsish.

Warnings: I called it "Grace Has Two Daddies," I think that's warning in of itself.

Notes: I wrote this a bajillion years ago and then got distracted by the Wild Honey 'verse and never finished it and yeah. For moonklutz who wanted it and for leupagus for chatting with me in the dead of night yesterday <3

( Grace has a mommy, a bunny, a step-father and two daddies. )

Title: Mama, I'm Tellin' You

Fandom: Hawaii Five-0

Pairing: Steve/Alwaysagirl!Danni (Wild Honey 'Verse)

Summary: "They get a call around midday, while Danni's tentatively sipping at ginger ale, that Max has something he wants them to see. "

Length: 4300 wordsish. (FUCK MY LIFE)

Warnings: I seriously don't even know where to start with the fucking warnings for this fic. BABIES. THERE. (Actually, baby singular, but you know. BABIES.)

Notes: I would like to preface this, as I do most things, with THIS IS leupagus'S FAULT. No, but really. I just- I don't even know. This 'verse is ridic. Just, look upon this o! ye mighty and despair and now I'm misquoting Ozymandias, this is actually a pretty fair indicator of what this will be like.


( Grace had been a dream of a pregnancy- the glow with none of the back aches or throwing up- so when Danni spends a week solid puking in the head at HQ every morning like clockwork, pregnancy doesn't even cross her mind. )

Title: Eat Up, Honey

Fandom: Hawaii Five-0

Pairing: Steve/Alwaysagirl!Danni (Wild Honey 'Verse)

Summary: "After about a month of acknowledging that Steve McGarrett was her boyfriend (Christ,) which sort of included the week and a half she barely spoke to him because he loaned her out to pretend to be a prostitute, she realized that she was going to have to tell Gracie."

Length: 1800 wordsish.

Warnings: Picnics, trusting Steve McGarrett with your child

Notes: Most recent in the Wild Honey 'verse- and I actually already have the super terrible next installment of this 'verse, I'm just hanging on to it as not to spam you. Basically, Danni freaks out the whole time for fairly justifiable reasons. With love, as always, for leupagus who brought me pain au chocolat this morning.


( It hadn't been weird, which was probably the weirdest thing about Steve and Grace. )

Title: The Manny Diaries

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Dean/Cas, Sam/Jess, vague non-existent Dean/OMC

Summary: "Dean has always thought kids were great in an abstract kind of way- he enjoys monkeying around with them, and they- for who knows what reason- like him, but Madeline Meyer stole his heart on a rainy Friday afternoon when she solemnly marched over to him, plopped herself down next to him and told him that Miss Moore had told her that Dean knew why cars worked and she wanted to know, too."

Length: 4100 wordsish.

Warnings: KIDS. NANNYING. JO. MICHAEL.

Notes: So, as most of you voted, the story I finished for WIPVEMBER was the freaking silly Manny AU. May it bring you joy in the new year, as it has brought me mortification for writing it and then titling it "The Manny Diaries" because no one was up to tell me that that was a terrible idea. Somewhere, rageprufrock is laughing at me. (And leupagus is still complaining about the Bones Felons!AU I will never finish.)


( Dean's not sure how he got here. )

I had to stop for the night--

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: eventual Dean/Cas, Sam/Jess

Summary: "Dean has always thought kids were great in an abstract kind of way- he enjoys monkeying around with them, and they- for who knows what reason- like him, but Madeline Meyer stole his heart on a rainy Friday afternoon when she solemnly marched over to him, plopped herself down next to him and told him that Miss Moore had told her that Dean knew why cars worked and she wanted to know, too."

Length: 2900 wordsish.

Warnings: KIDS. NANNYING. COUGAR JOKES. MICHAEL.

Notes: This is a series of shorts from both Dean and Cas's perspectives, revolving around Cas hiring Dean to be his au pair. YEAH. Also, apologies for abandoning you all for a few days, but I was in a coma related to turkey, so. With love for rageprufrock, always.

EDIT: NOW WITH ADDITIONAL BEING FINISHED. CHECK THE MANNY AU TAG.

( Dean's not sure how he got here. )