twentysomething

Fandom: Bandom

Pairing: intended Brendon/Spencer, past Spencer/Haley

Length: 850 wordsish.

Warnings: kidfic kidfic kidfic

Notes: Things I cannot resist: nanny aus. Things pretty much no one can resist: nanny aus. And now, I'm going to go back to using my xacto knife as a seam ripper.

( Spencer doesn't want to hire a nanny. )

Fandom: Bandom

Pairing: Brendon/Spencer

Length: 1450 wordsish.

Warnings: There's a lot of drinking- one is a bartender!au, the other is a Prohibition!au. So.

Notes: Like, I am still trapped in a glass case of emotion, you guys. But now I am done with the books so I can get back to sobbing in peace. Time to play Adele's Someone Like You. But yeah, these are actually both done, just, obviously were short and possibly filled with tense issues and I always felt too "eh" about them to ever post them. TIL NOW WHEN I DECIDED NOT TO GIVE A CRAP.



( So, this is me, not giving a crap. )

Fandom: Bandom

Pairing: Brendon/Spencer, Dallon/Breezy, Jon/Ryan, Pete/Patrick (also a bonus terrible secret pairing reference like a where's waldo of my shame)

Length: 1150 wordsish.

Warnings: sugar death

Notes: So, pennyplainknits recorded LOVELY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT podfic for the Coffeeshop Verse, which you can and should find here. She also asked for some Pete in the coffeeshop verse in the last post so, see, sometimes I do deliver. This is for you, bro!



( Amelie is sort of their unofficial mascot. )

Fandom: Bandom, Panic

Pairing: intended Brendon/Spencer

Length: 2600 wordsish.

Warnings: ugh I love New York a lot okay

Notes: This is the summation as per merelyn: "the broadway AU where Brendon's an up-and-coming star who lives in a ridic tiny apt in HK and Spencer's a harried Asst Director like basically I want Bden to live in that apt on 48th with the shower stall in the wall next to the bright yellow "kitchen" and the green closet with the toilet in it and the dark red room with pink molding and a chandelier and a fake fireplace and whatnot and a creepy roommate and Spencer doesn't know what's more horrifying but Brendon loves it thiiiiiis much. dude and you know he'd like be all over the piano bar Don't Tell Mama on 46 and singing Being Alive on Sondheim night @ Duplex. Bden has this cornfed tiny Cheyenne Jackson vibe & no one thinks he can play the Emcee and he's only the understudy but one day the main guy gets food poisoning so Bden has to go on and he's so nervous he's going to puke but then the spotlight hits him and he launches into the opening number and BAM EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS

also this needs some cheesy part where B&S are on a crowded subway car and it lurches and knocks Bden into Spencer's chest

also omg Ryan is Bden's Parsons/FIT-attending roommate which explains that entire garish and shitty 6th floor walk up apt y/y?"

Yeah, that about says it all.


( Spencer had never intended to work in theater. )

Fandom: Bandom, Panic

Pairing: Brendon/Spencer

Length: 1300 wordsish.

Warnings: I don't know I'm not a doctor maybe this is legit?

Notes: So, a while ago Brendon was running back from doing Always acoustically at the back of the venue and fell and super busted his ankle and we all thought it was broken so I wrote Alex this yes so okay

( Brendon pouts. )

Fandom: Bandom, Panic

Pairing: past Brendon/Sarah, intended Brendon/Spencer

Length: 1100 wordsish.

Warnings: GHOST GHOSTFACERS WE FACE THE GHOSTS WHEN THE OTHERS WILL NOT

Notes: Yeah, I watch a LOT of Ghost Hunters. A LOT. Naturally, this happened.



( Brendon inherits Briarhaven from his Great Uncle Harlan, who he never met. )

Title: You Make Me Feel... Like Raising My Glass

Fandom: Bandom, P!ATD, Glee RPS STILL? ALWAYS.

Pairing: Ian Crawford/Chris Colfer, Ian Crawford/Chris Colfer/Darren Criss I've crossed all my lines, k?

Summary: "There's a picture attached and Chris can't really open his eyes more than an angry slit but he's 94% certain that's Darren in the midst of a label cuddle puddle. Only his dumb, troublesome curly head is sticking out beneath Brendon's torso, next to Vicky-T's tits and Chris is certain however Darren ended up there, he really doesn't deserve to be saved."

Length: 3200 wordsish no really fuck everything

Warnings: NO. NO. NO. NO. I'VE ENTERED INTO THE VALLEY OF THE WORST. THREESOME.

Notes: So, you have to read I Constantly Thank God For George Lucas for this to pretend to make sense, but it's not like it makes a lot of sense, anyway. Basically, fifteendozentimes kindly mailed me a signed Panic poster FOR FREE and I was like I'll write whatever you like, at least, in return! And then I was like, "Sorry... it's this," but since my bro is a gentleman and scholar, it was accepted as payment, anyway. The title is 10000000% amazonziti's fault. And like all the things I do, merelyn aided and abetted this.




( The craziest party Chris has ever been to was at Lea and Dianna's apartment, back when they were shooting season one- he'd woken up the next day wearing most of the contents of a Sephora and with three phone numbers written on his stomach in bright green sharpie. )

Title: I Constantly Thank God For George Lucas

Fandom: Bandom, P!ATD, Glee RPS FFFFFUUUUUUUU

Pairing: Ian Crawford/Chris Colfer

Summary: ""Check it out, I think you've found a nerd soulmate," Mark whispers loudly, especially for a dude who was home-schooled and likes to bird watch. But Chris obligingly looks across the aisle to the opposing gate and holy crap- there's a Yoda backpack leaning up against the leg of a skinny redhead."

Length: 6000 wordsish kill me

Warnings:

Notes: Did you see the picture above? Yeah. This is all due to the fact that Chris Colfer really does have a Chewbacca backpack and Ian Crawford really does have a Yoda backpack. And it's also merelyn's fault, too. HER FAULT.



( They're not even supposed to be in the airport. )

Title: I Want Something That I Want

Fandom: Bandom, P!ATD

Pairing: alwaysagirl!Brendon/alwaysagirl!Spencer, Jon/alwaysagirl!Ryan

Summary: "Formal recruitment is still technically new to Spencer, but she's not a huge fan of it so far. Ryan had told her that getting to hold the basket is probably a compliment from Petey- "It means you're a hotass, Spence," is actually what Ryan said- but her feet sort of hurt and the house has gotten exponentially warmer in the last thirty minutes. Most of it's been a blur of faces and pretty inane conversation, but the next girl in the house smiles shyly at Spencer from behind bright red glasses, tucking her long, dark hair behind her ear, nearly tripping on the door frame.

Length: 9000 wordsish what the fuck

Warnings: FUCKING- THIS IS A COLLEGE AU WHERE THEY ARE LADIES IN A SORORITY, I SHIT YOU NOT, ALSO A WARNING FOR PLEDGE WEEKES

Notes: So to share the blame credit, merelyn is like, my co-pilot and enabler and CO-AUTHOR. This is wholeheartedly her fault, with the aid of amazonziti who terribly encouraged me to keep writing this. But yeah, this is also totally separate from the other two college aus I have written about Brendon and Spencer and even separate from the one where they're both girls and go to a dance. I don't know what to say other than that this was extremely self-indulgent to write and at some point, I'm probably going to write a sequel, because seriously, I didn't include most of the shit Mer and I actually further thought about, especially with Pledge Weekes and Pledgemaster Carden's long-distance girlfriend, Katie Jonas.


( Spencer isn't really sure how she ended up in a sorority. )

Title: Oh Bury Me In Your Quiet Love

Fandom: Bandom, P!ATD

Pairing: Brendon/Spencer, Dallon/Breezy, Pete/Patrick, Jon/Ryan

Summary: "Two days of extremely unsuccessful interviews later, Spencer's ready to call it quits, but the next day, Ian comes in. They can see his Star Wars shirt through his button down and they hire him immediately."

Length: 4000 wordsish WHY

Warnings: RAINBOW TRANSFORMER LEVELS OF SUNSHINE SPARKLE MOTION GAYNESS.

Notes: So I started joking around with merelyn about a sequel to the Coffee Shop AU and then I realized I'd written it. And it was about twice as long as the original and I was like FUCK MY ENTIRE LIFE NOTHING EVEN HAPPENS. But if you- like us- like stupid domestic shenanigans and saccharine homosexual cooking romance, enjoy.



( Brendon sighs, dreamily. )