twentysomething

I heard the Mission bells--


Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: eventual Dean/Cas

Summary: ""Mal, is that-" she broke off, having clearly reached her limit. "That better not be a tooth lodged in her hand.""

Length: 850 wordsish.

Warnings: CARVER EDLUND STRIKES AGAIN.

Notes: So, I had a bit of some of Chuck's terrible books left over from when I was writing the Bones!AU, and then there's a bit of a scene where Jo beats Cas about the head with a) a passage from a novel I like to imagine is called "Supernaturally Dead" and b) the truth. Posted for sorrel who just sent me the MOST DELIGHTFUL present, which is to say, fic she wrote in the Bones!AUniverse that I will convince her to post ASAP AS BALLS. It is SUPER AMAZING, YOU GUYS.


( Agent Remington tossed her dark blond hair over her shoulder as she leaned closer to the body, fascinated despite her disgust. )

Title: Excerpts From Carver Edlund's Magnum Opus

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Dean/Cas

Summary: ""C'mon, Cas, it's like we're Mulder and Scully, this is totally X-Files," he says expansively, waving a hand around. It makes his tie flap and momentarily obscure the new and distracting belt buckle that just says "LUCKY" in huge, embarrassing reflective script in the early morning light. Castiel just stares blankly at him.

"I don't know what that means," Cas replies. Dean sighs and rubs the bridge of his nose under the bright yellow sunglasses."

Length: 27,000 wordsish.

Warnings: Gore, kids, questionable science, THE ONE AU TO RULE THEM ALL.

Notes: Okay. This requires a lot of notes. A little over ten months ago, I sent the first two paragraphs of this to rageprufrock being like "HA HA WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY TO HAVE A BONES AU OF SUPERNATURAL WHERE THEY WORK IN A LAB AND DEAN IS A SEXY FBI AGENT AND CAS IS A SOCIALLY-AWKWARD FORENSIC ANTHROPOLOGIST? AND CHUCK WRITES GENDERFUCK FANFIC BOOKS ABOUT THEM." And then slowly but not really surely, I wrote this, which is also responsible for the birth of the nickname "wheatgoogler" because fuck everyone, I like to pretend to be factually accurate. But thanks and apologies to rageprufrock (who stayed up late to talk about Jack), merelyn (who still ate Chinese with me, even after I talked about dismembering for a lot longer than I should have), leupagus (who also had to listen about dismembering, but while we were watching David Attenborough) and for mklutz (who had srs bsnss FBI discussions with me).


( It is entirely implausible that there is some sort of supernatural element at the root of this case, Cas says stubbornly. )

PART TWO.