twentysomething

Title: Doctor's Orders

Fandom: NHL RPS

Pairing: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

Summary: "He’s doing the usual post-game media scrum, happy with the win over the Islanders, when a couple of the reporters suddenly look a little uncomfortable and Sid realizes his nose is bleeding again. He laughs it off, wiping his nose on his sleeve."

Length: 1,800 wordsish

Warnings: what do I know about medical science even

Notes: So, Sid really did take a puck to the face last night, and after I finished dying over the Hawks/Sharks game, I immediately wrote this. With love for the Hoyden, who betaed it before she told me she liked it, for asleepunderpurpleskies, who said DUH when I asked her if she'd stay up to audience it, and for Moonklutz, who told me I had to title it thusly. Etc etc <3 <3 <3

( He’s doing the usual post-game media scrum, happy with the win over the Islanders, when a couple of the reporters suddenly look a little uncomfortable and Sid realizes his nose is bleeding again. )

Title: Get It Right, Get It Tight

Fandom: NHL RPS

Pairing: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

Summary: "The biceps peeking out of the sleeves, stretching the material thin and tight, are a lot more impressive than Geno remembers. He would have remembered if Sid had arms like that."

Length: 4,600ish

Warnings: The working title for this fic was "Puberty 2: Electric Lockout Boogaloo."

Notes: As always, The Hoyden. Perfection. Terrible enabler who dared me into this title. Equally terrible: MK. Monsters, the both of them. Basically, you know when you come back from summer vacation and you're like WHOA JESUS YOU GOT HOT, SO-AND-SO-PERSON? Yeah, this is that fic. Because sorry I'm not sorry but have you seen Sid recently


( Sid texts him almost non-stop from the moment the lockout ends, all through Geno hurriedly packing his bags, saying goodbye to his friends and family and throwing himself on a plane back to Pittsburgh. )

Title: Won't You Lay Your Hands On Me

Fandom: Teen Wolf okay

Pairing: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski

Summary: "He misses his regular appointment to get shorn because he's too busy trying to keep Scott out of trouble and he starts to look a little bit like a hedgehog. By the time he misses the rescheduled appointment though, his hair's grown out enough that he really can't be bothered."

Length: 3600 wordsish

Warnings: the usual- shenanigans, hair pulling, etc.

Notes: So, my tumblr addiction to Dylan O'Brien, aka the guy who plays Stiles, led to looking at pictures of Dylan O'Brien, like this one and then my usual cohorts, moonklutz and thehoyden, and I were like OH HEY. And then this happened. Also, I will be AWOL for the next week... since I need to write my thesis. So, don't expect to hear from me until next Thursday. And then I'll be drunk.

( Stiles had started cutting his hair short because Jackson had called him lady locks and elbowed him into the showers. )

Title: You're Losing Sleep Tonight

Fandom: Teen Wolf can't stop won't stop

Pairing: Derek Hale/alwaysagirl!Stiles Stilinski

Summary: "Stiles stares at him for a long moment, and he really can't puzzle her out. "Did you forget your own birthday?" she demands."

Length: 2900 wordsish

Warnings: this is pretty much just porn.

Notes: Because I deliver on my threats, here is the porn sequel to I Want Your Lips to Sing, aided and abetted by moonklutz and thehoyden. Basically, I will drag their names through the mud with mine as much as humanly possible. I am also posting a lot. I actually have another fic written. I'm thinking this activity is directly related to the fact that my thesis is due in two weeks.


( Stiles pokes him with her foot from the other end of the couch. )

Title: I Want Your Lips to Sing

Fandom: Teen Wolf just gotta live with myself at this point

Pairing: Derek Hale/alwaysagirl!Stiles Stilinski

Summary: "But for some reason, when Stiles sees Derek talking to Lydia, the two of them painfully good-looking, all she can think about is that her hair is in a messy ponytail and there's pizza sauce on the hem of her t-shirt. It's not like she wants to go on a montage out of a '90s teen film and come out like Rachel Leigh Cook on a staircase, but Stiles maybe thinks she doesn't want to look like the homeless one in the pack."

Length: 5000 wordsish

Warnings: duh hi haaaaave you met me, it's genderbending time.

Notes: Sooooooo, moonklutz is an unstoppable bad idea machine. She basically tricked me into Teen Wolf with girl!Stiles anyway, so, this is probably v. apropos. This fic actually has a porn sequel already... which is probably thehoyden's fault. So, yep.


( Stiles has never been one of the girls- she's always been one of the guys. )

Title: I Let The Beast In and Then

Fandom: Teen Wolf NO ONE FUCKING LOOK AT ME

Pairing: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski

Summary: "Stiles rolls his eyes. "What could go wrong, Dad? You nixed everything fun.""

Length: 2500 wordsish

Warnings: slutty werewolf sex, you guys.

Notes: Basically it's like moonklutz is a bad person and got me while I was super vulnerable, because leupagus is still editing Wilt Thou Exchange and weak to any and all action and then accidentally I Teen Wolfed and thehoyden is also super to blame. I'm sure rageprufrock is laughing and hating me a lot right now.


( Sheriff Stilinski shifts the suitcase handle in his hand uneasily. )

Title: On the Themes of Stolen Virtue

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Sam/Gabriel (a touch of Dean/Cas)

Summary: "Sam should probably be pissed. Righteously, majorly pissed off.

He's not really even managing indignant.

It's probably a side effect of being dead inside or something."

Length: 1100 wordsish.

Warnings: Spoilers for ALL THE THINGS. And some off-stage boning.

Notes: merelyn and I had a discussion about the infamous WHAT IS WRONG WITH SAM issue, and this was my solution to the whole thing. (EDIT: leupagus IS RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING.)

( Sam should probably be pissed. )

Title: The One Where They're Ice Dancers

Fandom: CW RPS (If I use abbreviations, I feel less ashamed.)

Pairing: Jared/Jensen

Summary: "So how do you feel about their chances for gold, Scott?"

Length: 5k

Warnings: Genderfuck. Jensen Ackles is a lady you'd really like to take home to your momma. Also, I fucking made them teenaged ice dancers, so there's that. Oh, also, Chad Michael Murray. Watch out.

Notes: If you, like me, watched a lot of Olympics this February, you might be wondering- WHAT THE CRAP AM I GOING TO DO WITH MY TIME NOW THAT IT'S OVER? So I did this. merelyn IS SUPER DUPER TO BLAME. She wrote delicious awful chunks of this, so please, let her know she's TERRIMAZING. rageprufrock is actually to blame, for realsies. I mentioned J2 ice dancing and she tried to Buzzshame me out of it... which only made me write it. She also did a dirtyquick beta on this at 11 pm at night on a Sunday, because she's my boo.

( It's a terrible idea to be in love with your skating partner. )

Title: Tall and Tan and Young and Lovely (The Girl from Ipanema Goes Walking)

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Sam/Gabriel

Summary: Electrical failure is a major issue.

Length: 4k

Warnings: Gabriel.

Notes: merelyn, leupagus, rageprufrock are always to blame. ALWAYS.

( Sam makes this really unattractive face around the end of the first hour trapped in the elevator. )