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Take A Bite (What Are You Waiting For?), 1/1

Title: Take A Bite (What Are You Waiting For?)

Fandom: Glee

Pairing: Kurt/Blaine, Kurt/Sam

Summary: ""I don't know if this is a great idea," Kurt finds himself saying, the memory of a couple of months ago and coming on way too strong fresh in his mind. Sam shrugs.

"It's fine," he says, even as Santana cat-calls "You pays yo' money, you take yo' chances! This is, like, sacred- there are just- rules, lady boys!""

Length: 2500 wordsish.

Warnings: How douchey the title of this fic looks, use of a pairing that has the nickname "Kum".

Notes: So, I was talking to a friend and she was like "Man, wouldn't it have been awesome if- instead of Rachel and Blaine- Kurt got Sam in spin the bottle? And Sam goes after Kurt and Blaine is super jealous?" And I was like, "BRB WRITING THIS FIC."

( Kurt can feel his face go bright red. )

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Okay, I'm super full of feelings.

I'm continually rewatching 6x15- "The French Connection", and I'm super full of crazy feelings right now, so if you leave me a prompt I will write you something SPN related. My eyes are full of crazy and my blood is full of cold medicine SO YOU SHOULD REAP THE DUBIOUS BENEFITS.

SERIOUSLY LEAVE ME PROMPTS I BEG OF YOU

ETA: To qualify, guys, they definitely don't need to be 6x15 related, I'll write anything in this vulnerable state.

ETA 2: So there are a couple things in the comments, including:
- some episode filler for 6x15:
- Misha-saving
- the Speight
- Misha with his kid
- the necessary D/C ep tag
There's also a grab bag of other weird stuff, including:
- a baby fic from a 'verse I will never put up here
- a Shortskirts snippet
- Manny!AU snippet
- one where they got sucked into the universe where Dean is a girl
- and some National Treasure!AU snippetry.

So, yeah?

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Like A Girl Changes Clothes, 1/1

Title: Like A Girl Changes Clothes

Fandom: Glee

Pairing: Kurt/Blaine (Liesl/Blair)

Summary: "Of course, when they get to Glee, Mr. Schue is talking crazy talk about something and the girls and guys are split up again. Liesl thinks half the reason they're always scrambling for a set list is because Mr. Schue is incapable of making good decisions, as evidenced by his marriage. Rachel is blathering something about their Sectionals competition and Liesl isn't paying any attention until she hears the words "spies" and oh my god, they'll be laughed out of the state if they let Rachel get within 10 miles of Dalton Academy for Girls."

Length: 2800 wordsish.

Warnings: GENDERSWAP THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW I'M SERIOUS ABOUT A PAIRING YEAH DOG

Notes: I CAN'T BE STOPPED I'M SORRY. I actually wrote this ages ago, and I was sort of meh about it, but eh, to life.

merelyn was totally at fault for this one, and if you were wondering about our lady versions of Kurt and Blaine, well- Liesl and Blair. (And yes, that was totally on purpose. And yes, I renamed Kurt "Liesl". Once more, blame Mer.)

( Liesl Hummel likes to think of herself as peerless. )

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Can't Tell You What I Learned; I Could Tell You A Story or Two, 1/1

Title: Can't Tell You What I Learned; I Could Tell You A Story or Two

Fandom: Glee

Pairing: Kurt/Blaine

Summary: "The whole thing would be a lot more unbearable if his TA wasn't absolutely gorgeous.

As it is, Professor Schuester and his collection of extremely ill-advised vests pontificate earnestly about Gregorian chants and Kurt watches Blaine out of the corner of his eye."

Length: 2200 wordsish.

Warnings: COLLEGE AU YEAH WHAT AM I EVEN WRITING ANY MORE

Notes: So, I was trawling delicious, looking for fic, because I live bad, and I thought I saw one where Kurt was a student and Blaine was a professor and I was like "wtf" but I clicked so fast my finger hurt. It was, in fact, not that at all, but then I was like "oh, what action am I viciously weak to?" and then I wrote a fic where Kurt is in college and Blaine is his TA and yeah, I did that. (And yes, astute observer, that title is from Asher Roth's "I Love College".)

( Kurt's majoring in Fashion Merchandising, but he's minoring in Music, because once he gets the stupid theory classes out of the way, it's a bunch of performance As from Professor Holliday. )

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bandom,
brendon/spencer,
fic,
gabe saporta is my spirit animal terribl,
p!atd,
ryan/jon,
this is mere's fault

It's Gonna Take A Lot (to drag me away from you), 1/1

Title: It's Gonna Take A Lot (to drag me away from you)

Fandom: Bandom/P!ATD

Pairing: Brendon/Spencer, Ryan/Jon, Gabe/Neon clothing

Summary: "While most normal colleges either a) revere their athletic programs in a bordering-on-cultish way or b) don't have popularity based on extracurriculars, the entire campus has a super unnatural hard-on for a cappella groups."

Length: 2000 wordsish.

Warnings: A cappella jokes, Gabe, serious, ANTM.

Notes: So, last night, I went with

merelyn to go see Panic at the Bowery Ballroom an it was awesome and joyous and I'm filled with so many fucking feelings about it and holy crap, Spencer Smith has tweeted twice in two days, it's a miracle, hallelujah. I'd had this tooling around in my drafts forever, and there's even an extra little omake at the end I couldn't fit in with the story. So.

( There's something deeply wrong with this school. )

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Do It Again, 1/1

Title: Do It Again

Fandom: Hawaii Five-0

Pairing: Danny/Steve/Catherine

Summary: "Actually, most of the people she knows- most of whom still know McGarrett, by reputation, if nothing else- look at her sadly, and ask if McGarrett is still her boyfriend. Which is really sort of ridiculous, because Steve is her girlfriend."

Length: 1400 wordsish.

Warnings: GET IT, GIRL.

Notes: So, basically, I feel like there needs to be more fic wherein Catherine gets to nail hot dudes, so. But seriously, there just ISN'T ANY and that kills me inside, and so I wrote this, which is crap, but a starting place, you know?

( Catherine thinks the phrase )

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Your Laugh Is The Best Sound, 1/1

Title: Your Laugh Is The Best Sound

Fandom: Glee

Pairing: Kurt/Blaine

Summary: "The worst thing about it, is that you know, the piano, guitar- those are normal swooning instruments. The piano is about passion and skill- precision. The guitar is sexy- it's like cradling a body and making music come out of it- it doesn't really get sexier than that.

But Blaine is playing a ukulele and Kurt's heart is still melted like a Peep in the microwave. "

Length: 730 wordsish.

Warnings: RAINBOW COLORED VOMIT: AS

merelyn SAID, "EVERYTHING IS GAY AND NOTHING HURTS"

Notes: So, this morning, as I was hungover as fuck from doing anthropology (that's really not a metaphor),

prettybird sent me this scan from the upcoming Entertainment Weekly with the boys on the cover. Naturally, my heart exploded in a shower of baby bunnies eating dandelions and shit, and I wrote this in a haze of insanity. (Notably, this is my third fic named after a Taylor Swift song. Jesus Fucking Christ.)

( Kurt supposes it's a cliche. )

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Mama, I'm Tellin' You, 1/1

Title: Mama, I'm Tellin' You

Fandom: Hawaii Five-0

Pairing: Steve/Alwaysagirl!Danni (Wild Honey 'Verse)

Summary: "They get a call around midday, while Danni's tentatively sipping at ginger ale, that Max has something he wants them to see. "

Length: 4300 wordsish. (FUCK MY LIFE)

Warnings: I seriously don't even know where to start with the fucking warnings for this fic. BABIES. THERE. (Actually, baby singular, but you know. BABIES.)

Notes: I would like to preface this, as I do most things, with THIS IS

leupagus'S FAULT. No, but really. I just- I don't even know. This 'verse is ridic. Just, look upon this o! ye mighty and despair and now I'm misquoting Ozymandias, this is actually a pretty fair indicator of what this will be like.

( Grace had been a dream of a pregnancy- the glow with none of the back aches or throwing up- so when Danni spends a week solid puking in the head at HQ every morning like clockwork, pregnancy doesn't even cross her mind. )

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Eat Up, Honey, 1/1

Title: Eat Up, Honey

Fandom: Hawaii Five-0

Pairing: Steve/Alwaysagirl!Danni (Wild Honey 'Verse)

Summary: "After about a month of acknowledging that Steve McGarrett was her boyfriend (Christ,) which sort of included the week and a half she barely spoke to him because he loaned her out to pretend to be a prostitute, she realized that she was going to have to tell Gracie."

Length: 1800 wordsish.

Warnings: Picnics, trusting Steve McGarrett with your child

Notes: Most recent in the Wild Honey 'verse- and I actually already have the super terrible next installment of this 'verse, I'm just hanging on to it as not to spam you. Basically, Danni freaks out the whole time for fairly justifiable reasons. With love, as always, for

leupagus who brought me pain au chocolat this morning.

( It hadn't been weird, which was probably the weirdest thing about Steve and Grace. )

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Just to Save Me Some Money, 1/1

Title: Just to Save Me Some Money

Fandom: Hawaii Five-0

Pairing: Steve/Alwaysagirl!Danni (Wild Honey 'Verse)

Summary: ""So, girls in this bed, boys in that bed?" Kono asks around a mouthful of toothpaste she's scrubbing against her teeth with her finger."

Length: 850 wordsish.

Warnings: Chin Ho Kelly just wants to fucking go to sleep, man.

Notes: I forgot I'd written this on my iPhone in some fit of computerless boredom at some point, but since I'm working on some more girl!Danny, I figured, why the hell not? This actually takes place between Love's Coming Down on Me and No Good Will It Do You. Romantic getaways aren't in Steve McGarrett's vocabulary, I don't think. For

leupagus, who encouraged me- as usual- to take the high road. And by "high road", I mean "totally fucking terrible road". Kisses, boo.

( They have to spend the night in Kauai. )

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The Manny Diaries, 1/1

Title: The Manny Diaries

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Dean/Cas, Sam/Jess, vague non-existent Dean/OMC

Summary: "Dean has always thought kids were great in an abstract kind of way- he enjoys monkeying around with them, and they- for who knows what reason- like him, but Madeline Meyer stole his heart on a rainy Friday afternoon when she solemnly marched over to him, plopped herself down next to him and told him that Miss Moore had told her that Dean knew why cars worked and she wanted to know, too."

Length: 4100 wordsish.

Warnings: KIDS. NANNYING. JO. MICHAEL.

Notes: So, as most of you voted, the story I finished for WIPVEMBER was the freaking silly Manny AU. May it bring you joy in the new year, as it has brought me mortification for writing it and then titling it "The Manny Diaries" because no one was up to tell me that that was a terrible idea. Somewhere,

rageprufrock is laughing at me. (And

leupagus is still complaining about the Bones Felons!AU I will never finish.)

( Dean's not sure how he got here. )

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Get Your Heart Racing, 1/1

Title: Get Your Heart Racing

Fandom: Glee/HSM ~~DON'T FUCKING JUDGE ME OKAY~~

Pairing: Kurt/Blaine, Ryan Evans/Chad Danforth

Summary: "But Kurt gets into Juilliard and manages to convince Burt and Carole- God knows how- that the best choice would be for Kurt to move in with Blaine in the apartment his aunt is letting him use on 75th and Lex.

Which goes better than he can imagine- taking trips to the Whitney, tricking Kurt into boating in Central Park, riding the crosstown bus to Lincoln Center to see La Boheme (maybe secretly so Kurt knows how to get there)- until Kurt comes home from his first class."

Length: 1600 wordsish.

Warnings: BLAINE THINKS RYAN EVANS IS TRYING TO STEAL HIS MAN ~~OH MY GOD I WROTE A GLEE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL CROSSOVER FUCKING KILL ME~~

Notes: Okay, so I actually wrote this maybe a couple of weeks ago before I started finals, because

rageprufrock is such an exceedingly bad person. I'm posting it now because a) I have no shame, and b) I only have a take home essay left about 20th century architecture, and it's not like I'm writing that. This is probably one of the more self-indulgent and shameful fics I've ever written. Yeah, you mull that over. (Also, yeah, the Manny AU won by like, a disgraceful amount, so I'll be finishing it over break, hopefully. JUST FOR YOU, DEAR READERS.)

( Blaine applies to Columbia for public policy, because it's a good program. )

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Don't Ever Look Back, 1/1

Title: Don't Ever Look Back

Fandom: Glee

Pairing: Kurt/Blaine

Summary: "It's snowing outside, but that pathetic kind of snow where it's not really trying at all, and you'd definitely have school tomorrow, because the plow drivers and school board are in league, and then Kurt remembers he goes to boarding school now, he always has to go to class."

Length: 1100 wordsish.

Warnings: SERIOUSLY SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP ME VOMITING ALL THE RAINBOWS THERE WON'T BE ANY LEFT

Notes: So, while things are still hot and heavy over at WIPVEMBER voting (The Manny!AU is winning by a landslide right now, if that's not your cup o' tea, you'd better hurry your ass over there and comment until that ain't true) I'm doing stupid shit like this. New York is making me winter crazy, ya'll. You can ask

leupagus, I bought a fucking wreath today and everything, it has pine cones and I made a festive bow for it. Going crazy. Anyway. FESTIVE SNOW AND SHIT AHEAD.

( Dalton is like equal parts Hogwarts and A Separate Peace. )

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No Regrets, Just Love, 1/1

Title: No Regrets, Just Love

Fandom: Glee

Pairing: Kurt/Blaine

Summary: "It doesn't help that Kurt is totally Blaine's type. Wes and David, who have been through Steven, Eric and Rory, with little more than a running treasure box of designer scarves stolen from former loves, both stare at Blaine skeptically."

Length: 2500 wordsish.

Warnings: SUGAR I'VE ROTTED ALL THE TEETH THIS IS SO CUTE I PUKE BLAINE IS A DORK

Notes: So, because I should be writing papers and doing research and shit, I'm obviously going to be writing a lot of fic. And voting is still RAGING ON over for the WIPVEMBER winner over here, so you should do that, too. Anon commenting enabled and shit. FYI. Anyway, because Kurt and Blaine make me want to vomit rainbows, this happened.

( Less than twenty seconds after Kurt leaves Dalton, Wes gives him the hairy eyeball. )

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WIPVEMBER: DEAD BUT NOT GONE

Like I said, a poll.

Except, as I am apparently a classless whore that Dreamwidth takes umbrage with the existence of, this gonna be a ghetto poll.

Comment with the "title" or a link to your favorite WIP of WIPVEMBER(tm) and whichever fic gets the most votes I WILL FINISH. (OR POSSIBLY DIE TRYING PLEASE DON'T PICK SOMETHING THAT WOULD TAKE UPWARD OF 5,000 WORDS TO FINISH LORD BABY JESUS PLEASE)

I would say vote early, and vote often, but it really doesn't even need to be said.

EDIT: Also, if you don't have a DW account, but still want to vote, I've enabled anonymous posting!

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No Good Will It Do You, 1/1

Title: No Good Will It Do You

Fandom: Hawaii 5-O

Pairing: Steve/Alwaysagirl!Danni (Wild Honey 'Verse)

Summary: "Steve would try to soften her up with sex, but he's found that makes her suspicious, more than anything else. Which is ridiculous, because who gets uptight because of sex?"

Length: 1900 wordsish.

Warnings: Genderbending, prostitution of team members, fake real prostitution.

Notes: So, I owed

mklutz a favor (terrible position to be in, really), and I asked her what she wanted in return, and it was more girl!Danny. And I asked was there anything else, specifically that you wanted? And she said, "Well, undercover." and I said "Of course you do. Anything else?" and she said "Jealousy." And I said "Of course you do." And then I wrote this.

( Steve jokes about it a lot, but when Haneoka in Vice actually asks if he can borrow Danni, Steve has to remind himself that he's not allowed to shoot people, because the Governor is probably lying about full immunity. )

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WIPVEMBER: END OF AN ERA

AND I WAS THINKING TO MYSELF, THIS COULD BE HEAVEN OR THIS COULD BE HELL!

Well, kids. We've made it to the end of Wipvember, and you've been very good to me! As your Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Festivus/Atheist Present Giving Day present, there'll be some fresh finished H-5-0 fic tomorrow and a poll, asking what you'd most like to see finished. But in the meantime- have some HODGEPODGE.

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Sam/Gabriel, Dean/Cas

Length: 1700 wordsish.

Warnings: Boning, ripping off Bringing Up Baby, FEELINGS, not enough thought.

Notes: So, as follows are four different snippets, all with some measure of Sam/Gabriel or Dean/Cas- the first was the beginning of an epic S-6 fix all the things fic I was writing during the hiatus, the second is the alleged but never finished sequel to Brother Lover- Sister Toucher. The third is, I shit you not, a Bringing Up Baby AU I never finished, or even really attempted, and the fourth is the discarded original opening of the Trick or Treat AU. AND, YEAH. HAPPY WIPVEMBER, FOR THE LAST TIME, MY LOVES.

ONE.
( Gabriel wakes up. )

TWO.
( Sam lays back on the bed in room 3. )

THREE.
( Sam can't play golf. )

FOUR.
( Sam opens with, What, Dean? because with Dean, social niceties are highly wasted and totally overrated. )

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WIPVEMBER: Bones!AU Snippets

I heard the Mission bells--

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: eventual Dean/Cas

Summary: ""Mal, is that-" she broke off, having clearly reached her limit. "That better not be a tooth lodged in her hand.""

Length: 850 wordsish.

Warnings: CARVER EDLUND STRIKES AGAIN.

Notes: So, I had a bit of some of Chuck's terrible books left over from when I was writing the Bones!AU, and then there's a bit of a scene where Jo beats Cas about the head with a) a passage from a novel I like to imagine is called "Supernaturally Dead" and b) the truth. Posted for

sorrel who just sent me the MOST DELIGHTFUL present, which is to say, fic she wrote in the Bones!AUniverse that I will convince her to post ASAP AS BALLS. It is SUPER AMAZING, YOU GUYS.

( Agent Remington tossed her dark blond hair over her shoulder as she leaned closer to the body, fascinated despite her disgust. )

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WIPVEMBER: Boredom.

There she stood in the doorway--

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Sam/Gabriel, mentions of Dean/Cas/Obliviousness

Summary: "He doesn't think he's been bored in years, and he's finding himself insanely ill-equipped to handle it. He'd picked up a book and put it back down within ten pages, he'd turned on the tv and turned it back off in less than five minutes and Dean had proclaimed Sam "annoying as fuck" twenty seconds ago and tromped out the door, probably to immediately be joined by his angel."

Length: 400 wordsish.

Warnings: Mild sexy times, brevity.

Notes: I wrote this while actually monstrously bored, and as per usual, for

merelyn. I think I did it during the summer hiatus, post S-5, but it surprisingly enough is pretty close to how S-6 Sammy is anyway. (Which is to say, DELIGHTFUL.) It's short and well, short. CHEERS. ~~I AM RUNNING OUT OF WIPS, MAN~~

( Sam is bored. )

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WIPVEMBER: Manny!AU

I had to stop for the night--

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: eventual Dean/Cas, Sam/Jess

Summary: "Dean has always thought kids were great in an abstract kind of way- he enjoys monkeying around with them, and they- for who knows what reason- like him, but Madeline Meyer stole his heart on a rainy Friday afternoon when she solemnly marched over to him, plopped herself down next to him and told him that Miss Moore had told her that Dean knew why cars worked and she wanted to know, too."

Length: 2900 wordsish.

Warnings: KIDS. NANNYING. COUGAR JOKES. MICHAEL.

Notes: This is a series of shorts from both Dean and Cas's perspectives, revolving around Cas hiring Dean to be his au pair. YEAH. Also, apologies for abandoning you all for a few days, but I was in a coma related to turkey, so. With love for

rageprufrock, always.

EDIT: NOW WITH ADDITIONAL BEING FINISHED. CHECK THE MANNY AU TAG.

( Dean's not sure how he got here. )