twentysomething

Title: Take A Bite (What Are You Waiting For?)

Fandom: Glee

Pairing: Kurt/Blaine, Kurt/Sam

Summary: ""I don't know if this is a great idea," Kurt finds himself saying, the memory of a couple of months ago and coming on way too strong fresh in his mind. Sam shrugs.

"It's fine," he says, even as Santana cat-calls "You pays yo' money, you take yo' chances! This is, like, sacred- there are just- rules, lady boys!""

Length: 2500 wordsish.

Warnings: How douchey the title of this fic looks, use of a pairing that has the nickname "Kum".

Notes: So, I was talking to a friend and she was like "Man, wouldn't it have been awesome if- instead of Rachel and Blaine- Kurt got Sam in spin the bottle? And Sam goes after Kurt and Blaine is super jealous?" And I was like, "BRB WRITING THIS FIC."



( Kurt can feel his face go bright red. )

I'm continually rewatching 6x15- "The French Connection", and I'm super full of crazy feelings right now, so if you leave me a prompt I will write you something SPN related. My eyes are full of crazy and my blood is full of cold medicine SO YOU SHOULD REAP THE DUBIOUS BENEFITS.


SERIOUSLY LEAVE ME PROMPTS I BEG OF YOU

ETA: To qualify, guys, they definitely don't need to be 6x15 related, I'll write anything in this vulnerable state.

ETA 2: So there are a couple things in the comments, including:
- some episode filler for 6x15:
- Misha-saving
- the Speight
- Misha with his kid
- the necessary D/C ep tag
There's also a grab bag of other weird stuff, including:
- a baby fic from a 'verse I will never put up here
- a Shortskirts snippet
- Manny!AU snippet
- one where they got sucked into the universe where Dean is a girl
- and some National Treasure!AU snippetry.

So, yeah?

Title: Like A Girl Changes Clothes

Fandom: Glee

Pairing: Kurt/Blaine (Liesl/Blair)

Summary: "Of course, when they get to Glee, Mr. Schue is talking crazy talk about something and the girls and guys are split up again. Liesl thinks half the reason they're always scrambling for a set list is because Mr. Schue is incapable of making good decisions, as evidenced by his marriage. Rachel is blathering something about their Sectionals competition and Liesl isn't paying any attention until she hears the words "spies" and oh my god, they'll be laughed out of the state if they let Rachel get within 10 miles of Dalton Academy for Girls."

Length: 2800 wordsish.

Warnings: GENDERSWAP THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW I'M SERIOUS ABOUT A PAIRING YEAH DOG

Notes: I CAN'T BE STOPPED I'M SORRY. I actually wrote this ages ago, and I was sort of meh about it, but eh, to life. merelyn was totally at fault for this one, and if you were wondering about our lady versions of Kurt and Blaine, well- Liesl and Blair. (And yes, that was totally on purpose. And yes, I renamed Kurt "Liesl". Once more, blame Mer.)


( Liesl Hummel likes to think of herself as peerless. )

Title: Can't Tell You What I Learned; I Could Tell You A Story or Two

Fandom: Glee

Pairing: Kurt/Blaine

Summary: "The whole thing would be a lot more unbearable if his TA wasn't absolutely gorgeous.

As it is, Professor Schuester and his collection of extremely ill-advised vests pontificate earnestly about Gregorian chants and Kurt watches Blaine out of the corner of his eye."

Length: 2200 wordsish.

Warnings: COLLEGE AU YEAH WHAT AM I EVEN WRITING ANY MORE

Notes: So, I was trawling delicious, looking for fic, because I live bad, and I thought I saw one where Kurt was a student and Blaine was a professor and I was like "wtf" but I clicked so fast my finger hurt. It was, in fact, not that at all, but then I was like "oh, what action am I viciously weak to?" and then I wrote a fic where Kurt is in college and Blaine is his TA and yeah, I did that. (And yes, astute observer, that title is from Asher Roth's "I Love College".)



( Kurt's majoring in Fashion Merchandising, but he's minoring in Music, because once he gets the stupid theory classes out of the way, it's a bunch of performance As from Professor Holliday. )

Title: It's Gonna Take A Lot (to drag me away from you)

Fandom: Bandom/P!ATD

Pairing: Brendon/Spencer, Ryan/Jon, Gabe/Neon clothing

Summary: "While most normal colleges either a) revere their athletic programs in a bordering-on-cultish way or b) don't have popularity based on extracurriculars, the entire campus has a super unnatural hard-on for a cappella groups."

Length: 2000 wordsish.

Warnings: A cappella jokes, Gabe, serious, ANTM.

Notes: So, last night, I went with merelyn to go see Panic at the Bowery Ballroom an it was awesome and joyous and I'm filled with so many fucking feelings about it and holy crap, Spencer Smith has tweeted twice in two days, it's a miracle, hallelujah. I'd had this tooling around in my drafts forever, and there's even an extra little omake at the end I couldn't fit in with the story. So.


( There's something deeply wrong with this school. )

Title: Do It Again

Fandom: Hawaii Five-0

Pairing: Danny/Steve/Catherine

Summary: "Actually, most of the people she knows- most of whom still know McGarrett, by reputation, if nothing else- look at her sadly, and ask if McGarrett is still her boyfriend. Which is really sort of ridiculous, because Steve is her girlfriend."

Length: 1400 wordsish.

Warnings: GET IT, GIRL.

Notes: So, basically, I feel like there needs to be more fic wherein Catherine gets to nail hot dudes, so. But seriously, there just ISN'T ANY and that kills me inside, and so I wrote this, which is crap, but a starting place, you know?


( Catherine thinks the phrase  )

Title: Your Laugh Is The Best Sound

Fandom: Glee

Pairing: Kurt/Blaine

Summary: "The worst thing about it, is that you know, the piano, guitar- those are normal swooning instruments. The piano is about passion and skill- precision. The guitar is sexy- it's like cradling a body and making music come out of it- it doesn't really get sexier than that.

But Blaine is playing a ukulele and Kurt's heart is still melted like a Peep in the microwave. "

Length: 730 wordsish.

Warnings: RAINBOW COLORED VOMIT: AS merelyn SAID, "EVERYTHING IS GAY AND NOTHING HURTS"

Notes: So, this morning, as I was hungover as fuck from doing anthropology (that's really not a metaphor), prettybird sent me this scan from the upcoming Entertainment Weekly with the boys on the cover. Naturally, my heart exploded in a shower of baby bunnies eating dandelions and shit, and I wrote this in a haze of insanity. (Notably, this is my third fic named after a Taylor Swift song. Jesus Fucking Christ.)

( Kurt supposes it's a cliche. )

Title: Mama, I'm Tellin' You

Fandom: Hawaii Five-0

Pairing: Steve/Alwaysagirl!Danni (Wild Honey 'Verse)

Summary: "They get a call around midday, while Danni's tentatively sipping at ginger ale, that Max has something he wants them to see. "

Length: 4300 wordsish. (FUCK MY LIFE)

Warnings: I seriously don't even know where to start with the fucking warnings for this fic. BABIES. THERE. (Actually, baby singular, but you know. BABIES.)

Notes: I would like to preface this, as I do most things, with THIS IS leupagus'S FAULT. No, but really. I just- I don't even know. This 'verse is ridic. Just, look upon this o! ye mighty and despair and now I'm misquoting Ozymandias, this is actually a pretty fair indicator of what this will be like.


( Grace had been a dream of a pregnancy- the glow with none of the back aches or throwing up- so when Danni spends a week solid puking in the head at HQ every morning like clockwork, pregnancy doesn't even cross her mind. )

Title: Eat Up, Honey

Fandom: Hawaii Five-0

Pairing: Steve/Alwaysagirl!Danni (Wild Honey 'Verse)

Summary: "After about a month of acknowledging that Steve McGarrett was her boyfriend (Christ,) which sort of included the week and a half she barely spoke to him because he loaned her out to pretend to be a prostitute, she realized that she was going to have to tell Gracie."

Length: 1800 wordsish.

Warnings: Picnics, trusting Steve McGarrett with your child

Notes: Most recent in the Wild Honey 'verse- and I actually already have the super terrible next installment of this 'verse, I'm just hanging on to it as not to spam you. Basically, Danni freaks out the whole time for fairly justifiable reasons. With love, as always, for leupagus who brought me pain au chocolat this morning.


( It hadn't been weird, which was probably the weirdest thing about Steve and Grace. )

Title: Just to Save Me Some Money

Fandom: Hawaii Five-0

Pairing: Steve/Alwaysagirl!Danni (Wild Honey 'Verse)

Summary: ""So, girls in this bed, boys in that bed?" Kono asks around a mouthful of toothpaste she's scrubbing against her teeth with her finger."

Length: 850 wordsish.

Warnings: Chin Ho Kelly just wants to fucking go to sleep, man.

Notes: I forgot I'd written this on my iPhone in some fit of computerless boredom at some point, but since I'm working on some more girl!Danny, I figured, why the hell not? This actually takes place between Love's Coming Down on Me and No Good Will It Do You. Romantic getaways aren't in Steve McGarrett's vocabulary, I don't think. For leupagus, who encouraged me- as usual- to take the high road. And by "high road", I mean "totally fucking terrible road". Kisses, boo.


( They have to spend the night in Kauai. )