twentysomething

Title: You Make Me Feel... Like Raising My Glass

Fandom: Bandom, P!ATD, Glee RPS STILL? ALWAYS.

Pairing: Ian Crawford/Chris Colfer, Ian Crawford/Chris Colfer/Darren Criss I've crossed all my lines, k?

Summary: "There's a picture attached and Chris can't really open his eyes more than an angry slit but he's 94% certain that's Darren in the midst of a label cuddle puddle. Only his dumb, troublesome curly head is sticking out beneath Brendon's torso, next to Vicky-T's tits and Chris is certain however Darren ended up there, he really doesn't deserve to be saved."

Length: 3200 wordsish no really fuck everything

Warnings: NO. NO. NO. NO. I'VE ENTERED INTO THE VALLEY OF THE WORST. THREESOME.

Notes: So, you have to read I Constantly Thank God For George Lucas for this to pretend to make sense, but it's not like it makes a lot of sense, anyway. Basically, fifteendozentimes kindly mailed me a signed Panic poster FOR FREE and I was like I'll write whatever you like, at least, in return! And then I was like, "Sorry... it's this," but since my bro is a gentleman and scholar, it was accepted as payment, anyway. The title is 10000000% amazonziti's fault. And like all the things I do, merelyn aided and abetted this.




( The craziest party Chris has ever been to was at Lea and Dianna's apartment, back when they were shooting season one- he'd woken up the next day wearing most of the contents of a Sephora and with three phone numbers written on his stomach in bright green sharpie. )

Title: Sang the Streets a Serenade

Fandom: X-Men: First Class

Pairing: Erik/Charles, mentions of Raven/Hank

Summary: ""So," Erik says, not without a touch of amusement as they- well, Charles- attempts to extricate them from the other best pub and Sophia. And Marjorie. And Betsy.

Charles cannot imagine he was actually that indiscreet as to sleep with three barmaids from the same establishment."

Length: 1100 wordsish

Warnings: I GOT DRUNK ON DOROTHY SAYERS AND WROTE THIS THING ABOUT ERIK AND CHARLES TOOLING AROUND OXFORD

Notes: I really think the warning says it all, but I just found this in my drafts folder and decided to put it up because wow, I have not posted in a while. I'm writing. Just not a lot, or anything of substance. Or anything that's not a cracky threesome of that crack pairing I wrote.


( Charles had- so naively- thought that it might be nice to take Erik around Oxford. )

Title: I Constantly Thank God For George Lucas

Fandom: Bandom, P!ATD, Glee RPS FFFFFUUUUUUUU

Pairing: Ian Crawford/Chris Colfer

Summary: ""Check it out, I think you've found a nerd soulmate," Mark whispers loudly, especially for a dude who was home-schooled and likes to bird watch. But Chris obligingly looks across the aisle to the opposing gate and holy crap- there's a Yoda backpack leaning up against the leg of a skinny redhead."

Length: 6000 wordsish kill me

Warnings:

Notes: Did you see the picture above? Yeah. This is all due to the fact that Chris Colfer really does have a Chewbacca backpack and Ian Crawford really does have a Yoda backpack. And it's also merelyn's fault, too. HER FAULT.



( They're not even supposed to be in the airport. )

Title: I Want Something That I Want

Fandom: Bandom, P!ATD

Pairing: alwaysagirl!Brendon/alwaysagirl!Spencer, Jon/alwaysagirl!Ryan

Summary: "Formal recruitment is still technically new to Spencer, but she's not a huge fan of it so far. Ryan had told her that getting to hold the basket is probably a compliment from Petey- "It means you're a hotass, Spence," is actually what Ryan said- but her feet sort of hurt and the house has gotten exponentially warmer in the last thirty minutes. Most of it's been a blur of faces and pretty inane conversation, but the next girl in the house smiles shyly at Spencer from behind bright red glasses, tucking her long, dark hair behind her ear, nearly tripping on the door frame.

Length: 9000 wordsish what the fuck

Warnings: FUCKING- THIS IS A COLLEGE AU WHERE THEY ARE LADIES IN A SORORITY, I SHIT YOU NOT, ALSO A WARNING FOR PLEDGE WEEKES

Notes: So to share the blame credit, merelyn is like, my co-pilot and enabler and CO-AUTHOR. This is wholeheartedly her fault, with the aid of amazonziti who terribly encouraged me to keep writing this. But yeah, this is also totally separate from the other two college aus I have written about Brendon and Spencer and even separate from the one where they're both girls and go to a dance. I don't know what to say other than that this was extremely self-indulgent to write and at some point, I'm probably going to write a sequel, because seriously, I didn't include most of the shit Mer and I actually further thought about, especially with Pledge Weekes and Pledgemaster Carden's long-distance girlfriend, Katie Jonas.


( Spencer isn't really sure how she ended up in a sorority. )

Title: Oh Bury Me In Your Quiet Love

Fandom: Bandom, P!ATD

Pairing: Brendon/Spencer, Dallon/Breezy, Pete/Patrick, Jon/Ryan

Summary: "Two days of extremely unsuccessful interviews later, Spencer's ready to call it quits, but the next day, Ian comes in. They can see his Star Wars shirt through his button down and they hire him immediately."

Length: 4000 wordsish WHY

Warnings: RAINBOW TRANSFORMER LEVELS OF SUNSHINE SPARKLE MOTION GAYNESS.

Notes: So I started joking around with merelyn about a sequel to the Coffee Shop AU and then I realized I'd written it. And it was about twice as long as the original and I was like FUCK MY ENTIRE LIFE NOTHING EVEN HAPPENS. But if you- like us- like stupid domestic shenanigans and saccharine homosexual cooking romance, enjoy.



( Brendon sighs, dreamily. )

So, leupagus did this thing where someone gives you seven actors and you have to make a tv show out of it. I was bored and after a lot (a LOT) of pestering, she gave me my seven.

This is what I did with them.



( It's hard out there for a public school teacher. And a pimp. But mostly a public school teacher. Pimps get paid better. )

Title: And I Might Never Leave Again

Fandom: Parks and Recreation

Pairing: Leslie/Ben

Summary: ""Is the water working in the rest of the house?" he asks, his padfolio slipping off his lap onto the couch. Leslie frowns.

"Yeah, more or less," Leslie says slowly, not really sure where he's going with this. Ben shrugs again.

"You want me to take a look at it?" he offers."

Length: 3300 wordsish

Warnings: I DON'T EVEN KNOW, MAN. GROSS DOMESTICITY.

Notes: So, I don't even know how I started watching Parks and Rec, but now it's in my blood, like a crack demon and I can't stop it, and I want Ben and Leslie to get together so badly, I would stab people with knives for it. But anyway, I was re-watching "Leslie's House" today and thinking to myself that Leslie doesn't seem like the DIY kind, because something would happen and she'd forget about whatever just broke and the tasks would pile up. And I think I saw in another fic that someone had the Wyatts own a hardware store, and I liked that, and I think this happened then. Ben is Leslie's (handy)man.



( Leslie is so screwed. )

Title: About This Old Coffee Shop

Fandom: Bandom, P!ATD

Pairing: Brendon/Spencer, Dallon/Breezy

Summary: ""Oh, no, man. People get their coffee or tea, you've got students with their laptops, they're gonna want you to feed them, man. You've got this great kitchen back there." Pete says. Spencer frowns some more, because he doesn't know the first thing about cooking.

"If you don't, you're totally gonna get spanked by Starbucks." Pete points out. "Don't worry, Spence, Patrick knows a guy.""

Length: 2200 wordsish

Warnings: BDEN AND SPENCER OWN A COFFEE SHOP, DALLON HITS HIS HEAD A LOT.

Notes: And in the continuation of me spamming my flist and clearing out my drafts folder, more things I wrote for merelyn- wherein Spencer just wants to have a coffee shop and instead he gets Brendon.


( Spencer is more or less functionally dependent on coffee. )

Title: Can We Fast Forward

Fandom: Bandom, P!ATD

Pairing: AlwaysaGirl!Brendon/AlwaysaGirl!Spencer

Summary: "Spencer's only taking life drawing because her adviser is a sadist and decided she needed some "humanity" to round out her "portfolio of talent"- which is the biggest load of horsecrap, because nobody else in her program has been forced in here. Her professor has stood over her shoulder and clucked sadly at Spencer for the past three weeks, saying completely ridiculous things like "feel the sweep of the line" and "allow yourself to be free, Spencer." She can't help it- she's got the solid, inexpressive hand of a draftsman, not an artist. She hates this- she hates not being able to be good at this. She's thought about dropping the class more times than she can count.

But Spencer looks at the soft, curved lines that make up her body and Spencer wants to try harder."

Length: 4700 wordsish, plus 900 in extras.

Warnings: TROLOLOLOLO NUDE FIGURE DRAWING, LADIES, FORMAL DANCES COLLEGE AU MOTHERFUCKER

Notes: So, like most things, this is all about/for merelyn. I was like "You know what, I like girl!Brendon and I like girl!Spencer, but what I also like is girl!Brendon and girl!Spencer together." And she was like "Okay, so, write it." I don't really think she knew I was going to make it a college au, wherein there is nude figure drawing and a formal. I think it was predictable, but maybe, possibly unanticipated. Basically, this is like my id in a fic, which is sort of terrible. I was also thinking that after yesterday's genderbending, I should instead post the coffeeshop au, but again, I deferred to Mer, and really, if you aren't into genderbending, I don't really know what you're doing here. There are also two extras at the end of the fic, affectionately thought of as "Jon Walker is A Coward" and "Taco Bell Date". (There is also a call out to reni_days's Ten which is one of my favorite fics of all times of ALL TIMES.)


( The model is carelessly beautiful. )








( Extra No. 1 )


( Extra No. 2 )

Title: These Words About A Girl

Fandom: Bandom/Disney seriously stop fucking looking at me

Pairing: Mike Carden/girl!Kevin Jonas, Gabe Saporta/William Beckett

Summary: "It's more or less forgotten until the VMAs- when Bill- fucking Bill- appears at Mike's elbow and goes, "Michael, I've mentioned Demi to you before, haven't I? Oh, and this is her bosom companion, Miss Katherine Jonas." "

Length: 3200 wordsish.

Warnings: IDEK, GUYS. I GENDERBENT KEVIN JONAS I'M JUST SAYIN'.

Notes: merelyn. That's all I gotta say. Her fault. For her.



( Mike isn't even stoned or drunk, so he really has no excuse to be watching JONAS with Bill and Gabe. )