Fandom: Bandom, Panic

Pairing: intended Brendon/Spencer

Length: 2600 wordsish.

Warnings: ugh I love New York a lot okay

Notes: This is the summation as per merelyn: "the broadway AU where Brendon's an up-and-coming star who lives in a ridic tiny apt in HK and Spencer's a harried Asst Director like basically I want Bden to live in that apt on 48th with the shower stall in the wall next to the bright yellow "kitchen" and the green closet with the toilet in it and the dark red room with pink molding and a chandelier and a fake fireplace and whatnot and a creepy roommate and Spencer doesn't know what's more horrifying but Brendon loves it thiiiiiis much. dude and you know he'd like be all over the piano bar Don't Tell Mama on 46 and singing Being Alive on Sondheim night @ Duplex. Bden has this cornfed tiny Cheyenne Jackson vibe & no one thinks he can play the Emcee and he's only the understudy but one day the main guy gets food poisoning so Bden has to go on and he's so nervous he's going to puke but then the spotlight hits him and he launches into the opening number and BAM EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS

also this needs some cheesy part where B&S are on a crowded subway car and it lurches and knocks Bden into Spencer's chest

also omg Ryan is Bden's Parsons/FIT-attending roommate which explains that entire garish and shitty 6th floor walk up apt y/y?"

Yeah, that about says it all.


( Spencer had never intended to work in theater. )

Fandom: X-Men: First Class

Pairing: Alwaysagirl!Charles/Erik

Length: 7300 wordsish.

Warnings: sexy times, the fact that this was written for rageprufrock, Charles being BABYCRAZY

Notes: I forgot to post yesterday, like a bad person, so have a long one today- and I swear to god I write Charles as a dude. Sometimes. It just never seems like it. Uh, kidfic. Yeeeep.

( Erik considers himself no student of American geography, only to say they are somewhere he doubts is on any map, anyway. )

Fandom: Bandom, Panic

Pairing: past Brendon/Sarah, intended Brendon/Spencer

Length: 1100 wordsish.

Warnings: GHOST GHOSTFACERS WE FACE THE GHOSTS WHEN THE OTHERS WILL NOT

Notes: Yeah, I watch a LOT of Ghost Hunters. A LOT. Naturally, this happened.



( Brendon inherits Briarhaven from his Great Uncle Harlan, who he never met. )

THIS IS HOW WE DOOOOO IT

Fandom: Glee (and Bandomish)

Pairing: Kurt/Blaine

Length: 1500 wordsish.

Warnings: Shenanigans- underage drinking among friends is not underage drinking.

Notes: So, eponymousanon suggested an AU wherein Brendon Urie goes on Glee to play Blaine's cousin. I ACCEPTED THIS CHALLENGE. Tags right up on "New York."

( Kurt's shuffling through selections from Newsies when Blaine remembers to ask. )

Title: Honey, I Can See The Stars

Fandom: Avengers/Marvel

Pairing: Tony Stark/Steve Rogers big gay superheroes

Summary: "The most he'd ever cared about anything remotely related was his uniform, which, beyond the stylistic, was pretty necessary. But now his suit comes from a lab far more advanced than the basement of a Brooklyn antique shop, and the only decision he really gets to make is if his pants are too tight. (They were, but he doesn't really think they changed them. He doesn't know why, but he thinks that might have been on purpose.) That being said, he doesn't know what he's done to deserve the double take Tony gives him as he walks in the room."

Length: 11,700 wordish (what I what)

Warnings: Super self indulgent and a secret love letter to New York.

Notes: So, as you may have noticed, I haven't posted anything since July- I'd like to say it was because I was working on some secret huge project, but really, it was just a tremendous case of writer's block in combination with lack of inspiration. And a whopping dose of grad school. But yeah, I managed to write something, whoo. Thanks to rageprufrock, thehoyden, merelyn and isweedan for being awesome and letting me flail at them over it, and send them bits and basically, yes. This started out as sort of a fun thinglet for Pru and the Hoyden about Tony taking Steve to his tailor and well. About 8000 extra words happened. Also, without the judicious application of Beyonce's 4, this never could have happened.





( Steve doesn't really pay attention to what he wears beyond it- reasonably- fitting. )

Title: You Make Me Feel... Like Raising My Glass

Fandom: Bandom, P!ATD, Glee RPS STILL? ALWAYS.

Pairing: Ian Crawford/Chris Colfer, Ian Crawford/Chris Colfer/Darren Criss I've crossed all my lines, k?

Summary: "There's a picture attached and Chris can't really open his eyes more than an angry slit but he's 94% certain that's Darren in the midst of a label cuddle puddle. Only his dumb, troublesome curly head is sticking out beneath Brendon's torso, next to Vicky-T's tits and Chris is certain however Darren ended up there, he really doesn't deserve to be saved."

Length: 3200 wordsish no really fuck everything

Warnings: NO. NO. NO. NO. I'VE ENTERED INTO THE VALLEY OF THE WORST. THREESOME.

Notes: So, you have to read I Constantly Thank God For George Lucas for this to pretend to make sense, but it's not like it makes a lot of sense, anyway. Basically, fifteendozentimes kindly mailed me a signed Panic poster FOR FREE and I was like I'll write whatever you like, at least, in return! And then I was like, "Sorry... it's this," but since my bro is a gentleman and scholar, it was accepted as payment, anyway. The title is 10000000% amazonziti's fault. And like all the things I do, merelyn aided and abetted this.




( The craziest party Chris has ever been to was at Lea and Dianna's apartment, back when they were shooting season one- he'd woken up the next day wearing most of the contents of a Sephora and with three phone numbers written on his stomach in bright green sharpie. )

Title: I Constantly Thank God For George Lucas

Fandom: Bandom, P!ATD, Glee RPS FFFFFUUUUUUUU

Pairing: Ian Crawford/Chris Colfer

Summary: ""Check it out, I think you've found a nerd soulmate," Mark whispers loudly, especially for a dude who was home-schooled and likes to bird watch. But Chris obligingly looks across the aisle to the opposing gate and holy crap- there's a Yoda backpack leaning up against the leg of a skinny redhead."

Length: 6000 wordsish kill me

Warnings:

Notes: Did you see the picture above? Yeah. This is all due to the fact that Chris Colfer really does have a Chewbacca backpack and Ian Crawford really does have a Yoda backpack. And it's also merelyn's fault, too. HER FAULT.



( They're not even supposed to be in the airport. )

Title: Oh Bury Me In Your Quiet Love

Fandom: Bandom, P!ATD

Pairing: Brendon/Spencer, Dallon/Breezy, Pete/Patrick, Jon/Ryan

Summary: "Two days of extremely unsuccessful interviews later, Spencer's ready to call it quits, but the next day, Ian comes in. They can see his Star Wars shirt through his button down and they hire him immediately."

Length: 4000 wordsish WHY

Warnings: RAINBOW TRANSFORMER LEVELS OF SUNSHINE SPARKLE MOTION GAYNESS.

Notes: So I started joking around with merelyn about a sequel to the Coffee Shop AU and then I realized I'd written it. And it was about twice as long as the original and I was like FUCK MY ENTIRE LIFE NOTHING EVEN HAPPENS. But if you- like us- like stupid domestic shenanigans and saccharine homosexual cooking romance, enjoy.



( Brendon sighs, dreamily. )

Title: And I Might Never Leave Again

Fandom: Parks and Recreation

Pairing: Leslie/Ben

Summary: ""Is the water working in the rest of the house?" he asks, his padfolio slipping off his lap onto the couch. Leslie frowns.

"Yeah, more or less," Leslie says slowly, not really sure where he's going with this. Ben shrugs again.

"You want me to take a look at it?" he offers."

Length: 3300 wordsish

Warnings: I DON'T EVEN KNOW, MAN. GROSS DOMESTICITY.

Notes: So, I don't even know how I started watching Parks and Rec, but now it's in my blood, like a crack demon and I can't stop it, and I want Ben and Leslie to get together so badly, I would stab people with knives for it. But anyway, I was re-watching "Leslie's House" today and thinking to myself that Leslie doesn't seem like the DIY kind, because something would happen and she'd forget about whatever just broke and the tasks would pile up. And I think I saw in another fic that someone had the Wyatts own a hardware store, and I liked that, and I think this happened then. Ben is Leslie's (handy)man.



( Leslie is so screwed. )

Title: Can We Fast Forward

Fandom: Bandom, P!ATD

Pairing: AlwaysaGirl!Brendon/AlwaysaGirl!Spencer

Summary: "Spencer's only taking life drawing because her adviser is a sadist and decided she needed some "humanity" to round out her "portfolio of talent"- which is the biggest load of horsecrap, because nobody else in her program has been forced in here. Her professor has stood over her shoulder and clucked sadly at Spencer for the past three weeks, saying completely ridiculous things like "feel the sweep of the line" and "allow yourself to be free, Spencer." She can't help it- she's got the solid, inexpressive hand of a draftsman, not an artist. She hates this- she hates not being able to be good at this. She's thought about dropping the class more times than she can count.

But Spencer looks at the soft, curved lines that make up her body and Spencer wants to try harder."

Length: 4700 wordsish, plus 900 in extras.

Warnings: TROLOLOLOLO NUDE FIGURE DRAWING, LADIES, FORMAL DANCES COLLEGE AU MOTHERFUCKER

Notes: So, like most things, this is all about/for merelyn. I was like "You know what, I like girl!Brendon and I like girl!Spencer, but what I also like is girl!Brendon and girl!Spencer together." And she was like "Okay, so, write it." I don't really think she knew I was going to make it a college au, wherein there is nude figure drawing and a formal. I think it was predictable, but maybe, possibly unanticipated. Basically, this is like my id in a fic, which is sort of terrible. I was also thinking that after yesterday's genderbending, I should instead post the coffeeshop au, but again, I deferred to Mer, and really, if you aren't into genderbending, I don't really know what you're doing here. There are also two extras at the end of the fic, affectionately thought of as "Jon Walker is A Coward" and "Taco Bell Date". (There is also a call out to reni_days's Ten which is one of my favorite fics of all times of ALL TIMES.)


( The model is carelessly beautiful. )








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