twentysomething

Title: Mama, I'm Tellin' You

Fandom: Hawaii Five-0

Pairing: Steve/Alwaysagirl!Danni (Wild Honey 'Verse)

Summary: "They get a call around midday, while Danni's tentatively sipping at ginger ale, that Max has something he wants them to see. "

Length: 4300 wordsish. (FUCK MY LIFE)

Warnings: I seriously don't even know where to start with the fucking warnings for this fic. BABIES. THERE. (Actually, baby singular, but you know. BABIES.)

Notes: I would like to preface this, as I do most things, with THIS IS leupagus'S FAULT. No, but really. I just- I don't even know. This 'verse is ridic. Just, look upon this o! ye mighty and despair and now I'm misquoting Ozymandias, this is actually a pretty fair indicator of what this will be like.


( Grace had been a dream of a pregnancy- the glow with none of the back aches or throwing up- so when Danni spends a week solid puking in the head at HQ every morning like clockwork, pregnancy doesn't even cross her mind. )

Title: Eat Up, Honey

Fandom: Hawaii Five-0

Pairing: Steve/Alwaysagirl!Danni (Wild Honey 'Verse)

Summary: "After about a month of acknowledging that Steve McGarrett was her boyfriend (Christ,) which sort of included the week and a half she barely spoke to him because he loaned her out to pretend to be a prostitute, she realized that she was going to have to tell Gracie."

Length: 1800 wordsish.

Warnings: Picnics, trusting Steve McGarrett with your child

Notes: Most recent in the Wild Honey 'verse- and I actually already have the super terrible next installment of this 'verse, I'm just hanging on to it as not to spam you. Basically, Danni freaks out the whole time for fairly justifiable reasons. With love, as always, for leupagus who brought me pain au chocolat this morning.


( It hadn't been weird, which was probably the weirdest thing about Steve and Grace. )

Title: Just to Save Me Some Money

Fandom: Hawaii Five-0

Pairing: Steve/Alwaysagirl!Danni (Wild Honey 'Verse)

Summary: ""So, girls in this bed, boys in that bed?" Kono asks around a mouthful of toothpaste she's scrubbing against her teeth with her finger."

Length: 850 wordsish.

Warnings: Chin Ho Kelly just wants to fucking go to sleep, man.

Notes: I forgot I'd written this on my iPhone in some fit of computerless boredom at some point, but since I'm working on some more girl!Danny, I figured, why the hell not? This actually takes place between Love's Coming Down on Me and No Good Will It Do You. Romantic getaways aren't in Steve McGarrett's vocabulary, I don't think. For leupagus, who encouraged me- as usual- to take the high road. And by "high road", I mean "totally fucking terrible road". Kisses, boo.


( They have to spend the night in Kauai. )

Title: No Good Will It Do You

Fandom: Hawaii 5-O

Pairing: Steve/Alwaysagirl!Danni (Wild Honey 'Verse)

Summary: "Steve would try to soften her up with sex, but he's found that makes her suspicious, more than anything else. Which is ridiculous, because who gets uptight because of sex?"

Length: 1900 wordsish.

Warnings: Genderbending, prostitution of team members, fake real prostitution.

Notes: So, I owed mklutz a favor (terrible position to be in, really), and I asked her what she wanted in return, and it was more girl!Danny. And I asked was there anything else, specifically that you wanted? And she said, "Well, undercover." and I said "Of course you do. Anything else?" and she said "Jealousy." And I said "Of course you do." And then I wrote this.


( Steve jokes about it a lot, but when Haneoka in Vice actually asks if he can borrow Danni, Steve has to remind himself that he's not allowed to shoot people, because the Governor is probably lying about full immunity. )

Title: Wouldn't It Be Nice

Fandom: Hawaii Five-0

Pairing: Steve/Danny

Summary: "If it was just him, he wouldn't ask, but- Grace needs to watch it for school and Danny isn't going to let Rachel say he's stunting Gracie's education.

And it's not like he doesn't have a sneaking suspicion as to who has over 800 channels of nothing on.

So he calls Steve."

Length: 2300 wordsish.

Warnings: FAMILY FIC FAMILY FIC

Notes: DID YOU MISS ME INTERNET, I MISSED YOU. In addition to a WIP later, enjoy this FINISHED FIC. So, I myself was watching a marathon of Life and wondering what the fuck was going on with my existence and wondering how traumatized on a scale from mild concern to Mufasa's death I would be watching this as a kid. And then I wrote this.


( Gracie shrieks at about two in the afternoon while they're out buying ice cream. )

Title: Love's Coming Down On Me

Fandom: Hawaii 5-O

Pairing: Steve/Alwaysagirl!Danni (Wild Honey 'Verse)

Summary: ""Good job, team. We'll debrief in the morning." Steve bites out, before practically dragging Danni back to the car.

Well, Kono probably knows that they're sleeping together now."

Length: 1500 wordsish.

Warnings: Genderbending, attempting to DTR.

Notes: A sequel to Single Handed, Took Me Alive, wherein Danni and Steve realize that they suck at just sleeping with each other. As always, love to leupagus and merelyn, who have to deal with the supersonic raptor noises I make when I watch H-5-O. Also, it figures the first thing I post for WIPVEMBER is a finished ficlet.

( Danni made out with enough girls in college to know the effect it has on the average, red-blooded, American male. )

Title: That Time In My Car

Fandom: Hawaii Five-0

Pairing: Steve/Danny

Summary: ""Let me see if I've got this straight," Steve says, still staring straight out the windshield, eyes anally-fixed on their suspect's house. "Rachel has her for Easter, so you got Thanksgiving. And you split Christmas." Steve frowns. Danny sighs and waits for the inevitable wise-ass comment."

Length: 950 wordsish.

Warnings: Seasonal themes of familial togetherness, threats of dry stuffing.

Notes: So, while leupagus has been away from my clingy arms, I have been bookmarking Thanksgiving recipes like a crazy person, and it got me thinking about how Rachel and Danny deal with the holidays, and then this happened. (Also, I'm wondering if anyone's realized all my H-5-O fics have Beach Boys lyrics as song titles.)


( Steve looks like the Terminator, staring out the window, because clearly, no one ever told him stakeouts are for slumping in your seat with bad coffee and marshmallows. )

Title: Come Go With Me

Fandom: Hawaii Five-0

Pairing: Alwaysagirl!Steve/Alwaysagirl!Danny (FUCK MY LIFE)

Summary: "They'd managed to stumble their way through shutting down a major human/drug trafficking ring- Steph pushing grown men out of windows, the usual- and as thanks, the governor had gotten them reservations at some restaurant that caters to Oprah and Dakota Fanning, not cops, and Dani honestly would have been more comfortable with some pies and a weekend off."

Length: 1200 wordsish.

Warnings: Lady sex and links to Badgley Mischka.

Notes: So, because I lead a terrible life, leupagus and merelyn and I were watching H-5-O, and I was saying something about the sequel to the OTHER fic I wrote where I made Danny a girl, Mere goes, "Hey, you know what would be awesome? Girl!Steve/Girl!Danny hatesex." And I tipped my head to the side and went "Fuuuuuuuuuuuck," because I knew this was going to happen. It's not hatesex, though, so much as... sassy? I don't know. So, WHOLLY INDEPENDENT OF THAT OTHER TIME I MADE DANNY A GIRL, this fic.


( Dani doesn't even know where to start. )

Title: Single Handed, Took Me Alive

Fandom: Hawaii Five-0

Pairing: Steve/Alwaysagirl!Danni

Summary: "Chin had insisted on post-meth-lab-bust drinks and then promptly split with their hot waitress as soon as her shift was over and Kono had "gone to the bathroom" five rounds and three shots ago. Which leaves her and Steve and Danni's terrible urge to nail her boss."

Length: 3500 wordsish.

Warnings: Terrible jokes about domestic abuse and lots of the sex.

Notes: So, leupagus and I watch this show about Hawaii and manpain and how precious Scott Caan is and she tricked me into writing this thing and then we tricked so many other people into it too, and no ladylike entree into a fandom is complete for me without writing gender-bending, apparently, so. This is mostly a distraction from the equally terrible fic I am writing where Gracie wants her dad to move in with Steve. (Mostly because Danny's apartment is a shithole.)


( Danni doesn't like to say she trades on her looks. That's not really fair to her right hook. )