twentysomething

Fandom: X-Men: First Class

Pairing: Alwaysagirl!Charles/Erik

Length: 7300 wordsish.

Warnings: sexy times, the fact that this was written for rageprufrock, Charles being BABYCRAZY

Notes: I forgot to post yesterday, like a bad person, so have a long one today- and I swear to god I write Charles as a dude. Sometimes. It just never seems like it. Uh, kidfic. Yeeeep.

( Erik considers himself no student of American geography, only to say they are somewhere he doubts is on any map, anyway. )

(THIS IS HOW WE DO IT)

Fandom: X-Men: First Class

Pairing: Intended AlwaysaGirl!Charles/Erik, Raven/Hank

Length: 1000 wordsish.

Warnings: uh REGENCY GENDERSWAP AU?????

Notes: So, I have this thing about Regency AUs where I like them to be het because seriously, my historically minded soul will not let me do anything else? Otherwise, I have to deal with stupid, horrible prejudice and the fact that two dudes could not get married in their awesome breeches and it makes me REAL SAD so INSTEAD I offered this to thehoyden and rageprufrock who are off in Spain and cannot decline creditblame. But who are all about this shit.

( Miss Charlotte Xavier had not progressed, by dint of four seasons without a successful marriage match, to being almost upon the shelf through a lack of offers. )

Title: I Want Something That I Want

Fandom: Bandom, P!ATD

Pairing: alwaysagirl!Brendon/alwaysagirl!Spencer, Jon/alwaysagirl!Ryan

Summary: "Formal recruitment is still technically new to Spencer, but she's not a huge fan of it so far. Ryan had told her that getting to hold the basket is probably a compliment from Petey- "It means you're a hotass, Spence," is actually what Ryan said- but her feet sort of hurt and the house has gotten exponentially warmer in the last thirty minutes. Most of it's been a blur of faces and pretty inane conversation, but the next girl in the house smiles shyly at Spencer from behind bright red glasses, tucking her long, dark hair behind her ear, nearly tripping on the door frame.

Length: 9000 wordsish what the fuck

Warnings: FUCKING- THIS IS A COLLEGE AU WHERE THEY ARE LADIES IN A SORORITY, I SHIT YOU NOT, ALSO A WARNING FOR PLEDGE WEEKES

Notes: So to share the blame credit, merelyn is like, my co-pilot and enabler and CO-AUTHOR. This is wholeheartedly her fault, with the aid of amazonziti who terribly encouraged me to keep writing this. But yeah, this is also totally separate from the other two college aus I have written about Brendon and Spencer and even separate from the one where they're both girls and go to a dance. I don't know what to say other than that this was extremely self-indulgent to write and at some point, I'm probably going to write a sequel, because seriously, I didn't include most of the shit Mer and I actually further thought about, especially with Pledge Weekes and Pledgemaster Carden's long-distance girlfriend, Katie Jonas.


( Spencer isn't really sure how she ended up in a sorority. )

Title: These Words About A Girl

Fandom: Bandom/Disney seriously stop fucking looking at me

Pairing: Mike Carden/girl!Kevin Jonas, Gabe Saporta/William Beckett

Summary: "It's more or less forgotten until the VMAs- when Bill- fucking Bill- appears at Mike's elbow and goes, "Michael, I've mentioned Demi to you before, haven't I? Oh, and this is her bosom companion, Miss Katherine Jonas." "

Length: 3200 wordsish.

Warnings: IDEK, GUYS. I GENDERBENT KEVIN JONAS I'M JUST SAYIN'.

Notes: merelyn. That's all I gotta say. Her fault. For her.



( Mike isn't even stoned or drunk, so he really has no excuse to be watching JONAS with Bill and Gabe. )

Title: Mama, I'm Tellin' You

Fandom: Hawaii Five-0

Pairing: Steve/Alwaysagirl!Danni (Wild Honey 'Verse)

Summary: "They get a call around midday, while Danni's tentatively sipping at ginger ale, that Max has something he wants them to see. "

Length: 4300 wordsish. (FUCK MY LIFE)

Warnings: I seriously don't even know where to start with the fucking warnings for this fic. BABIES. THERE. (Actually, baby singular, but you know. BABIES.)

Notes: I would like to preface this, as I do most things, with THIS IS leupagus'S FAULT. No, but really. I just- I don't even know. This 'verse is ridic. Just, look upon this o! ye mighty and despair and now I'm misquoting Ozymandias, this is actually a pretty fair indicator of what this will be like.


( Grace had been a dream of a pregnancy- the glow with none of the back aches or throwing up- so when Danni spends a week solid puking in the head at HQ every morning like clockwork, pregnancy doesn't even cross her mind. )

Title: Eat Up, Honey

Fandom: Hawaii Five-0

Pairing: Steve/Alwaysagirl!Danni (Wild Honey 'Verse)

Summary: "After about a month of acknowledging that Steve McGarrett was her boyfriend (Christ,) which sort of included the week and a half she barely spoke to him because he loaned her out to pretend to be a prostitute, she realized that she was going to have to tell Gracie."

Length: 1800 wordsish.

Warnings: Picnics, trusting Steve McGarrett with your child

Notes: Most recent in the Wild Honey 'verse- and I actually already have the super terrible next installment of this 'verse, I'm just hanging on to it as not to spam you. Basically, Danni freaks out the whole time for fairly justifiable reasons. With love, as always, for leupagus who brought me pain au chocolat this morning.


( It hadn't been weird, which was probably the weirdest thing about Steve and Grace. )

Title: Just to Save Me Some Money

Fandom: Hawaii Five-0

Pairing: Steve/Alwaysagirl!Danni (Wild Honey 'Verse)

Summary: ""So, girls in this bed, boys in that bed?" Kono asks around a mouthful of toothpaste she's scrubbing against her teeth with her finger."

Length: 850 wordsish.

Warnings: Chin Ho Kelly just wants to fucking go to sleep, man.

Notes: I forgot I'd written this on my iPhone in some fit of computerless boredom at some point, but since I'm working on some more girl!Danny, I figured, why the hell not? This actually takes place between Love's Coming Down on Me and No Good Will It Do You. Romantic getaways aren't in Steve McGarrett's vocabulary, I don't think. For leupagus, who encouraged me- as usual- to take the high road. And by "high road", I mean "totally fucking terrible road". Kisses, boo.


( They have to spend the night in Kauai. )

Title: No Good Will It Do You

Fandom: Hawaii 5-O

Pairing: Steve/Alwaysagirl!Danni (Wild Honey 'Verse)

Summary: "Steve would try to soften her up with sex, but he's found that makes her suspicious, more than anything else. Which is ridiculous, because who gets uptight because of sex?"

Length: 1900 wordsish.

Warnings: Genderbending, prostitution of team members, fake real prostitution.

Notes: So, I owed mklutz a favor (terrible position to be in, really), and I asked her what she wanted in return, and it was more girl!Danny. And I asked was there anything else, specifically that you wanted? And she said, "Well, undercover." and I said "Of course you do. Anything else?" and she said "Jealousy." And I said "Of course you do." And then I wrote this.


( Steve jokes about it a lot, but when Haneoka in Vice actually asks if he can borrow Danni, Steve has to remind himself that he's not allowed to shoot people, because the Governor is probably lying about full immunity. )

My head grew heavy--

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Sam/Alwaysagirl!Gabriel

Summary: ""I need more sunblock," she states, waggling the bottle at Sam. He eyeballs her.

"Gabby, that is not sunblock, that is literally vegetable oil," Sam disagrees, pulling the actual bottle of sunscreen out of the cooler. Gabrielle rolls her eyes."

Length: 700 wordsish.

Warnings: My awful love of tanning, Little Hugs.

Notes: A future snippet/time stamp for Wild, Wild West Coast, Gabrielle and Sam go to the beach. It's short, because I already spammed with H-5-0 today, but you know. Whatever.


( With the easy access to both funnel cake and taffy, Sam's not surprised that Gabrielle loves the beach. )

I saw a shimmering light-

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Dean/Alwaysagirl!Cas

Summary: "Death stops and looks, stops and looks, sometimes stooping to close the eyes of a fallen soldier. When Death finally reaches Dean, he is amazed to see a woman standing above him.

"Well, I'll be damned," Dean mutters, and is no less surprised than the face of the woman above him when she shouts over her shoulder that he is alive."

Length: 5200 wordsish.

Warnings: TERRIBLE SELF INDULGENCE. 1860'S MEDICINE. GRATUITOUS WHEATGOOGLING.

Notes: I'm off on a field trip of sorts with internet access, but no DW access. (Don't ask.) This does however mean that there won't be any WIPs until Monday, probably. (I know, you're sobbing.) But as an apology, here is one of my most terrible and most favorite AUs- the one where Dean is a Union soldier and Cas is a Confederate widow. I SHIT YOU NOT.

No, still, really.


( Dean is not dead. )