twentysomething

AND I WAS THINKING TO MYSELF, THIS COULD BE HEAVEN OR THIS COULD BE HELL!

Well, kids. We've made it to the end of Wipvember, and you've been very good to me! As your Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Festivus/Atheist Present Giving Day present, there'll be some fresh finished H-5-0 fic tomorrow and a poll, asking what you'd most like to see finished. But in the meantime- have some HODGEPODGE.

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Sam/Gabriel, Dean/Cas

Length: 1700 wordsish.

Warnings: Boning, ripping off Bringing Up Baby, FEELINGS, not enough thought.

Notes: So, as follows are four different snippets, all with some measure of Sam/Gabriel or Dean/Cas- the first was the beginning of an epic S-6 fix all the things fic I was writing during the hiatus, the second is the alleged but never finished sequel to Brother Lover- Sister Toucher. The third is, I shit you not, a Bringing Up Baby AU I never finished, or even really attempted, and the fourth is the discarded original opening of the Trick or Treat AU. AND, YEAH. HAPPY WIPVEMBER, FOR THE LAST TIME, MY LOVES.


ONE.
( Gabriel wakes up. )


TWO.
( Sam lays back on the bed in room 3. )


THREE.
( Sam can't play golf. )


FOUR.
( Sam opens with, What, Dean? because with Dean, social niceties are highly wasted and totally overrated. )

There she stood in the doorway--

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Sam/Gabriel, mentions of Dean/Cas/Obliviousness

Summary: "He doesn't think he's been bored in years, and he's finding himself insanely ill-equipped to handle it. He'd picked up a book and put it back down within ten pages, he'd turned on the tv and turned it back off in less than five minutes and Dean had proclaimed Sam "annoying as fuck" twenty seconds ago and tromped out the door, probably to immediately be joined by his angel."

Length: 400 wordsish.

Warnings: Mild sexy times, brevity.

Notes: I wrote this while actually monstrously bored, and as per usual, for merelyn. I think I did it during the summer hiatus, post S-5, but it surprisingly enough is pretty close to how S-6 Sammy is anyway. (Which is to say, DELIGHTFUL.) It's short and well, short. CHEERS. I AM RUNNING OUT OF WIPS, MAN


( Sam is bored. )

My head grew heavy--

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Sam/Alwaysagirl!Gabriel

Summary: ""I need more sunblock," she states, waggling the bottle at Sam. He eyeballs her.

"Gabby, that is not sunblock, that is literally vegetable oil," Sam disagrees, pulling the actual bottle of sunscreen out of the cooler. Gabrielle rolls her eyes."

Length: 700 wordsish.

Warnings: My awful love of tanning, Little Hugs.

Notes: A future snippet/time stamp for Wild, Wild West Coast, Gabrielle and Sam go to the beach. It's short, because I already spammed with H-5-0 today, but you know. Whatever.


( With the easy access to both funnel cake and taffy, Sam's not surprised that Gabrielle loves the beach. )

Rising up in the aaaaair-

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Sam/Gabriel

Summary: ""I can tell you what you shouldn't do," Dean says, tinny and bitchy because of the terrible reception Sam gets in the law library stairwells. "Under no circumstances should you go as Albert Einstein or as an abstract concept more vague than "Hot fill-in-the-blank."" Sam sighs and rolls his eyes."

Length: 1100 wordsish.

Warnings: Little Mermaid jokes. Just for puckling.

Notes: ONCE MORE DOWN TO THE WIRE. Halloween is maybe my favorite holiday, and I wrote this when I walked by the costume store in question at least once a week this October- and much like The Christmas Mouse, wondered who the people are who keep these stores in business year round. (The answer to that question, by the way, is me.) And let's face it, Gabriel is that guy.

( Sam doesn't like Halloween. )

ALLONS-Y.

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Alwaysagirl!Sam/Gabriel, mentions of Deanna/Cas

Summary: "Dismissing introspection, he puts his book on comedic theory in the bible down and starts scribbling on a copy of the student newspaper, doodling a sweet '70s pornstache on the university president when he hears a throat clear over him.

Sam looks like she's trying not to be amused. It's a look he gets from her a lot."

Length: 6800 wordsish.

Warnings: Genderbending, college, sex, Everclear.

Notes: So, about a year and a half ago, rageprufrock made a terrible choice in a Dylan's Candy Bar and asked me and merelyn about what we did in college. And all the terrible things I did in college, mostly because I was in a sorority, followed. And then I wrote an AU where Sam and Dean were girls in a sorority. THIS IS THAT AU. But it's mostly about Sam and Gabriel's terrible and endearing relationship. There are five ficlets, in chronological order that shouldn't really require any bridging. (SORRY.)


( Gabriel is sitting in the basement of the student center, nominally doing his reading while eating a bowl of hot fudge he liberated from the cafeteria upstairs, but he's really waiting for Sam. )

Title: On the Themes of Stolen Virtue

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Sam/Gabriel (a touch of Dean/Cas)

Summary: "Sam should probably be pissed. Righteously, majorly pissed off.

He's not really even managing indignant.

It's probably a side effect of being dead inside or something."

Length: 1100 wordsish.

Warnings: Spoilers for ALL THE THINGS. And some off-stage boning.

Notes: merelyn and I had a discussion about the infamous WHAT IS WRONG WITH SAM issue, and this was my solution to the whole thing. (EDIT: leupagus IS RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING.)

( Sam should probably be pissed. )

Title: Doctor, Doctor, Gimme The News

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Alwaysagirl!Sam/Gabriel, background Alwaysagirl!Dean/Cas, terrible, vague, theoretical Dean/Gabriel

Summary: ""Do I know you?" Sam asks, glancing down at Gabriel through thick, glossy brown bangs. Gabriel spares half a second to feel sorry for Sam, because she's actually- abstractly- very pretty. Heart-shaped face, delicate eyebrows knitting over bright hazel eyes, vaguely Amazonian figure. But it can't be easy being the little sister of like, Wonder Woman."

Length: 2200 wordsish.

Warnings: Paging Dr. Sexy to the ER.

Notes: So, again, plumbing the depths of the drafts folder, it seems like everything has some weird genderbending, or is part of something largely unfinished, so. Instead, a terrible medical au. Merry Christmas. Early Rosh Hashanah. Something. (I should be atoning for this shit.)


( Gabriel is attracted to people who are ruthlessly competent, kind of slutty, with a mean streak and green eyes. )

Title: Took The Midnight Train

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Alwaysagirl!Sam/Gabriel, background Dean/Cas

Summary: ""Sam, you're always saying you think we should do more duets," Mr. Shurley says- leaving out the critical part of that advice- so they can learn from each other- not kill each other. "I think it'll work out really well."

Sam bites back her response of "yeah, well you're an alcoholic who writes terrible books," because she's sort of snotty and too smart, but she's not a total bitch. And she actually likes Mr. Shurley. Just not when he's trying to ruin her life. Mr. Shurley just absently reaches up to pat her shoulder and turns back to the arrangement he's working on."

Length: 2300 wordsish.

Warnings: GLEE CLUB.

Notes: So, I just got my computer back, and I have a big day tomorrow. This means you should expect some fic spam. This is from my dreaded gmail drafts folder- I wrote it for merelyn while bored at work, months ago, I think, because things we love= Glee + SPN, and well, TRAGEDY ENSUED.

( Sam stares at Mr. Shurley. )

Title: Wild, Wild West Coast

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Sam/Girl!Gabriel

Summary: "He'd met her on the first day of Professor Harvelle's Feminist Studies 101."

Length: 3400 wordsish.

Warnings: Sweet Sammy Winchester losing his virginity to a woman of ill-repute.

Notes: In my eternal quest to empty out my gmail drafts folder, I'm spamming my flist tonight. There's probably more weird stuff to come, but this was mostly merelyn and me, indulging in our love of a) genderbending, b) the unnatural, delicious love of college aus.

( Gabrielle is one of those girls that moms watch disapprovingly and then tell their daughters that's what happens when you don't save yourself for marriage. )

Title: Cash Out, Get The Hell Out Of Town

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Sam/Gabriel, background pre-Dean/Cas

Summary: "He tries to asses the situation, but he is completely incapable of figuring out a situation where Gabriel should be wearing an Elvis suit on top of him and he feels like someone is trying to rape his skull, but- oh. There's a feather boa wrapped around his calf. Well, at least he's not entirely naked."

Length: 5600 wordish.

Warnings: Foul language, improbable amounts of alcohol, Vegas.

Notes: So, after watching the Hangover too many times and listening to Katy Perry on delirious repeat, this... idfk, happened. This had been sitting in my drafts folder for ages and I finally wrapped it up by sheer force of will tonight. Uh, I apologize in advance. (The important thing to remember is that I'm sure Zachariah is locked in their trunk somewhere.)



( Sam wakes up naked, with a splitting headache and with Gabriel spread across him instead of a blanket. )