twentysomething: (Default)
2013-03-06 12:49 am

Post-Game Live, 1/1

Title: Post-Game Live

Fandom: NHL RPS

Pairing: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

Summary: "The post-game interviews are the same as always, Pierre Maguire standing a little too close for comfort- giving the best answers he can until he can get on the bike. He feels, more than sees Geno pass by, tapping him on the shoulder in farewell, and he knows to follow Geno home when he's done."

Length: 2400 wordsish

Warnings: boning, I'm still mad about the reffing in that game, etc

Notes: For The Hoyden who is great and needed to go to bed but I was like HEY I'M GOING TO STAY UP LATE MAKING BAD DECISIONS WHAT SHOULD I WRITE and lo. But like, tell me you didn't need to work off some post-game adrenaline after that game. (For reference, Pittsburgh versus Tampa Bay, 3/4/13. For further reference, game highlights.) Also, MK already said that I have to write a time stamp for this if/WHEN Sid gets a hat trick, so keep an eye on the box score.

Winning gets Sid hot.  )
twentysomething: (chelsea chelsea i believe)
2013-02-18 06:31 pm

Do It Better Than Anybody, 1/1

Title: Do It Better Than Anybody

Fandom: NHL RPS

Pairing: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews

Summary: "And Johnny is just lounging over Patrick's breakfast counter, looking like something a Pay-Per-View channel devoted to farm-bred Canadian ass would spit up, his gray, threadbare sweatpants doing nothing to prevent Patrick from staring at his stupidly perfect everything. It's unsporting to give Patrick a semi in his own kitchen just by existing."

Length: 2900 wordsish

Warnings: basically just boning what do you want from me

Notes: So I was in a tizzy in the middle of the night and asleepunderpurpleskies talked me down and also into this. With love for The Hoyden who beta'd this like she checks me on all things <3 and for MK who gave me a six-s yes over this. Recommended listening: Kanye West's Power on loop. NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER

There's no way Johnny isn't doing this on purpose. )
twentysomething: (chelsea chelsea i believe)
2013-02-08 11:26 pm

Write Our Names On the Wall, 1/1

Title: Write Our Names On the Wall

Fandom: NHL RPS

Pairing: Always-a-girl!Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews

Summary: ""What are you saying?" Johnny says slowly, because this sounds like she's trying to pick him up, which is impossible, because if Kaner has one concrete rule, it's ‘anyone but teammates.’

"We can help each other out here," Kaner suggests, crossing her legs in her too-short skirt. "That's all. Two friends helping each other out in a dry spell. You're free to do whatever. It wouldn't be a big deal.""

Length: 16,000 wordsish

Warnings: genderbend all day erry day also this is like 95% porn. 96%.

Notes: This was inevitable. I can't stop myself. Props and love to The Hoyden, who pushed me along and beta'd this fabulously. There were like, eight terrible, lazy jokes she made me cut and you should thank her. Also love to asleepunderpurpleskies, who, like me, totally imagines Kaner as Ke$ha, every halloween, fighting the idea that leotards aren't pants. Love to Moonklutz, who most importantly informed me that scurvy is actually apparently still a thing, for real. <3

If you needed a soundtrack to read this to, please use any song from Justin Timberlake's FutureSex/LoveSounds or anything Ke$ha ever but most importantly, "C'mon." In fact, just go download "C'mon" now.

She's just Johnny's type- something a little reserved and secretive about her smile, neat and professional looking, perfectly styled brown hair- probably does something with the word analyst in her job title. )
twentysomething: (kill me i CAN'T)
2013-02-06 05:30 pm

Doctor's Orders, 1/1

Title: Doctor's Orders

Fandom: NHL RPS

Pairing: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

Summary: "He’s doing the usual post-game media scrum, happy with the win over the Islanders, when a couple of the reporters suddenly look a little uncomfortable and Sid realizes his nose is bleeding again. He laughs it off, wiping his nose on his sleeve."

Length: 1,800 wordsish

Warnings: what do I know about medical science even

Notes: So, Sid really did take a puck to the face last night, and after I finished dying over the Hawks/Sharks game, I immediately wrote this. With love for the Hoyden, who betaed it before she told me she liked it, for asleepunderpurpleskies, who said DUH when I asked her if she'd stay up to audience it, and for Moonklutz, who told me I had to title it thusly. Etc etc <3 <3 <3

He’s doing the usual post-game media scrum, happy with the win over the Islanders, when a couple of the reporters suddenly look a little uncomfortable and Sid realizes his nose is bleeding again. )
twentysomething: (no YOU nice)
2013-02-02 08:08 pm

You'd Be Home, 1/1

Title: You'd Be Home

Fandom: NHL RPS

Pairing: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

Summary: "Frankly, it’s a miracle that the house is finished- carpet in place, furniture assembled, decorative hand towels on the racks- and Sid really can’t help being proud. And if that translates into telling everyone he can convince to stay still for longer than thirty seconds, he’s sorry, but not that sorry."

Length: 3,000 wordsish

Warnings: babies! ALL THE BABIES

Notes: So like, Sid and Geno are just totally into kids and Sid really did build a new house and there really is a synthetic rink in it. The Hoyden and I firmly believe the purpose of this rink is really for Sid to teach his children to skate on. Hoyden best. This was her idea, because I was like "hey don't go to bed give me a story prompt" and she was like fuck this bitch i gotta sleep "uhhh, housewarming party." And from there... also love to Moonklutz, as always and asleepunderpurpleskies, who are both great in all ways.

Sid will admit that he talks about his new house a lot. )
twentysomething: (no YOU nice)
2013-01-06 12:50 am

Get It Right, Get It Tight, 1/1

Title: Get It Right, Get It Tight

Fandom: NHL RPS

Pairing: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

Summary: "The biceps peeking out of the sleeves, stretching the material thin and tight, are a lot more impressive than Geno remembers. He would have remembered if Sid had arms like that."

Length: 4,600ish

Warnings: The working title for this fic was "Puberty 2: Electric Lockout Boogaloo."

Notes: As always, The Hoyden. Perfection. Terrible enabler who dared me into this title. Equally terrible: MK. Monsters, the both of them. Basically, you know when you come back from summer vacation and you're like WHOA JESUS YOU GOT HOT, SO-AND-SO-PERSON? Yeah, this is that fic. Because sorry I'm not sorry but have you seen Sid recently

Sid texts him almost non-stop from the moment the lockout ends, all through Geno hurriedly packing his bags, saying goodbye to his friends and family and throwing himself on a plane back to Pittsburgh. )
twentysomething: (no YOU nice)
2012-11-18 07:30 pm

Des Plus Brillants Exploits, 1/2

Title: Des Plus Brillants Exploits

Fandom: NHL RPS

Pairing: alwaysagirl!Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

Summary: "“Vancouver!” Sid turns and shouts at the last second as she goes through the doors.

“Vancouver!” Geno yells back."

Length: 33,000 wordsish, 20,700ish this part


Notes: So, it was only a matter of time. The Hoyden and Mklutz are just... really bad for me. Basically, we all have a lot of strong feelings about Sidney Crosby and Geno Malkin and I was like I'M NOT GONNA WRITE THIS FI-- okay, so I started writing it. 30+ k later, this is entirely all their fault. The Hoyden kindly offered to beta this, even though she should have been getting over jetlag, and Mklutz taught me the rules to Liverpool, even though I still don't think it's a real game. Thanks to puckling, who was full of encouragement and came up with the title when I realized I had nothing. Kisses to Leupagus, who insists she has no fucks to give about hockey, but liked this anyway.

They're late at the rink, just finishing running drills after practice when the IOC's final decision comes through. )

twentysomething: (I accidentally broke __________)
2012-09-05 07:59 pm

Strange Visitor From Another Planet!, 1/1

Strange Visitor From Another Planet!

Fandom: NHL RPS

Pairing: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews

Summary: "Stopping bullets with your chest isn't hard, but it ain't easy."

Length: 4k (finally, a short one, jesus)

Warnings: oh god, as [personal profile] rageprufrock put it, " is it both hockey AU AND hockey rpldsfkjsdf"

Notes: So, basically I was like, "Ugh, [personal profile] thehoyden where is my fic where Super Kaner is really Superman and Tazer is the BITCHIEST Lois Lane?" and she was like, "LOLOLOLOL SUCKER" and then I wrote it. And [profile] moonklutz bullied me through it in the most loving of ways. I would like to qualify that this is like... TV/movie news accurate. I asked Pru to stop me from shaming myself and after she laughed and was like, "TOO LATE." she made me caveat it this way. Yeah, idk either, guys.

Patrick Kane would be a fucking awesome journalist if he wasn't Superman. )
twentysomething: (see look i do have a teen wolf icon)
2012-08-16 12:09 am

DILF, 2/2

Length: 31,000 wordsish, 14,000ish this part

Notes: All the previous stuff stands, there's sex at the end of this, though. DIDN'T WUSS OUT LIKE I WANTED TO.

The boys spend a couple of hours very, very carefully petting Laura, who’s still under light sedation, mostly so she doesn’t try to walk around on her broken leg. )
twentysomething: (see look i do have a teen wolf icon)
2012-08-15 04:49 pm

DILF, 1/2

Title: DILF

Fandom: Teen Wolf

Pairing: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski

Summary: "Today is Scott's first day of kindergarten and Derek is terrified."

Length: 31,000 wordsish, 14,000ish this part

Warnings: LONG TERM PINING, domesticity, I'm the worst

Notes: So this like, super duper [profile] moonklutz and [personal profile] thehoyden's faults. They insisted on the sex, too. Love to [profile] merelyn25 and [personal profile] leupagus for cheerleading over the months it took me to write this. Also, cheers to [personal profile] rageprufrock who merely asked, "Is Stiles preggo yet?" every time I mentioned working on this. To defuse your fears, Stiles is never pregnant at all during this fic. Strong apologies for the wildlife reserve bullshitting in this, park rangers, etc of the world, kill me not. A lot of this was written before s2 when we realized Derek was AWFUL at pack, although I argue he just needs practice.

We joked about naming this fic DILF for a while and then I decided it was the ONLY thing I could name it.

Derek hadn't worried when he'd sent Jackson to kindergarten. )
twentysomething: (see look i do have a teen wolf icon)
2012-06-23 05:33 pm

I Wanna Take You To A-, 1/1

Title: I Wanna Take You To A-

Fandom: Teen Wolf

Pairing: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Boyd/Too Good For This Shit

Summary: "He doesn't like to think he's following orders, but he does slink away to the bar, where he thinks it's marginally quieter. At least it sounds like Ale-ale-jandro isn't right in his ear, anyway. Stiles sighs. He'd already texted Scott from the car and gotten back srry w allison bro derek gve me nite off. "

Length: 5100 wordsish

Warnings: gay bar jealousy, fucking.

Notes: I KNOW WHERE HAVE I BEEN (Answers: graduating grad school, hating my life, writing long fics that aren't done, etcettyra) But here, have this thing built entirely off of the fact that the cast has super said the bar they were filming at for s2 is a gay bar. Blame/credit/blame due to [profile] moonklutz and [personal profile] thehoyden, who are totally pack, brah.

Stiles glances around. )
twentysomething: (see look i do have a teen wolf icon)
2012-04-04 10:47 pm

Won't You Lay Your Hands On Me, 1/1

Title: Won't You Lay Your Hands On Me

Fandom: Teen Wolf okay

Pairing: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski

Summary: "He misses his regular appointment to get shorn because he's too busy trying to keep Scott out of trouble and he starts to look a little bit like a hedgehog. By the time he misses the rescheduled appointment though, his hair's grown out enough that he really can't be bothered."

Length: 3600 wordsish

Warnings: the usual- shenanigans, hair pulling, etc.

Notes: So, my tumblr addiction to Dylan O'Brien, aka the guy who plays Stiles, led to looking at pictures of Dylan O'Brien, like this one and then my usual cohorts, [profile] moonklutz and [personal profile] thehoyden, and I were like OH HEY. And then this happened. Also, I will be AWOL for the next week... since I need to write my thesis. So, don't expect to hear from me until next Thursday. And then I'll be drunk.

Stiles had started cutting his hair short because Jackson had called him lady locks and elbowed him into the showers. )
twentysomething: (see look i do have a teen wolf icon)
2012-03-31 02:48 pm

You're Losing Sleep Tonight, 1/1

Title: You're Losing Sleep Tonight

Fandom: Teen Wolf can't stop won't stop

Pairing: Derek Hale/alwaysagirl!Stiles Stilinski

Summary: "Stiles stares at him for a long moment, and he really can't puzzle her out. "Did you forget your own birthday?" she demands."

Length: 2900 wordsish

Warnings: this is pretty much just porn.

Notes: Because I deliver on my threats, here is the porn sequel to I Want Your Lips to Sing, aided and abetted by [profile] moonklutz and [personal profile] thehoyden. Basically, I will drag their names through the mud with mine as much as humanly possible. I am also posting a lot. I actually have another fic written. I'm thinking this activity is directly related to the fact that my thesis is due in two weeks.

Stiles pokes him with her foot from the other end of the couch. )
twentysomething: (Default)
2012-03-30 11:50 pm

Wilt Thou Exchange, 4/4


Length: 4,500 wordish this part, totaling out at 33,500, sweet baby christmas jesus.


Jarvis guides him out, sounding a little plaintive. )
twentysomething: (idk my bff zach)
2012-03-29 11:15 pm

I Want Your Lips to Sing, 1/1

Title: I Want Your Lips to Sing

Fandom: Teen Wolf just gotta live with myself at this point

Pairing: Derek Hale/alwaysagirl!Stiles Stilinski

Summary: "But for some reason, when Stiles sees Derek talking to Lydia, the two of them painfully good-looking, all she can think about is that her hair is in a messy ponytail and there's pizza sauce on the hem of her t-shirt. It's not like she wants to go on a montage out of a '90s teen film and come out like Rachel Leigh Cook on a staircase, but Stiles maybe thinks she doesn't want to look like the homeless one in the pack."

Length: 5000 wordsish

Warnings: duh hi haaaaave you met me, it's genderbending time.

Notes: Sooooooo, [profile] moonklutz is an unstoppable bad idea machine. She basically tricked me into Teen Wolf with girl!Stiles anyway, so, this is probably v. apropos. This fic actually has a porn sequel already... which is probably [personal profile] thehoyden's fault. So, yep.

Stiles has never been one of the girls- she's always been one of the guys. )
twentysomething: (tony no)
2012-03-28 01:17 am

Wilt Thou Exchange, 3/4


Length: 7,500 wordish this part

Notes: In an ongoing trend, I apparently can't edit unless it's 1 in the morning or something. WE'RE IN THE HOME STRETCH THOUGH, GUYS, BEAR WITH ME. (And kisses to [personal profile] leupagus, always, who fixed this bitch up while recovering from pneumonia.)

Steve starts by making a list. )

twentysomething: (idk my bff zach)
2012-03-26 01:59 pm

I Let The Beast In and Then, 1/1

Title: I Let The Beast In and Then


Pairing: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski

Summary: "Stiles rolls his eyes. "What could go wrong, Dad? You nixed everything fun.""

Length: 2500 wordsish

Warnings: slutty werewolf sex, you guys.

Notes: Basically it's like [profile] moonklutz is a bad person and got me while I was super vulnerable, because [personal profile] leupagus is still editing Wilt Thou Exchange and weak to any and all action and then accidentally I Teen Wolfed and [personal profile] thehoyden is also super to blame. I'm sure [personal profile] rageprufrock is laughing and hating me a lot right now.

Sheriff Stilinski shifts the suitcase handle in his hand uneasily. )
twentysomething: (Default)
2012-03-14 03:09 am

Wilt Thou Exchange, 2/4


Length: 8,500 wordish this part

Notes: All the stuff I've said earlier is still applicable- I also hope that you guys appreciate that I'm going to work in the morning and stayed up JUST FOR YOU to finish editing this. JUST FOR YOU.

Steve never came home from a date to find his parents waiting up for him- or really, any dates- which is probably why finding Clint and Natasha still up and staring directly at him is so incredibly unnerving. )

twentysomething: (tony no)
2012-03-10 04:51 am

Wilt Thou Exchange, 1/4

Title: Wilt Thou Exchange

Fandom: Avengers/Marvel

Pairing: always a girl!Tony Stark/Steve Rogers

Summary: "The first time Steve meets Toni is about a week after he wakes up."

Length: 13,300 wordish (OF 34,000 FUCK ME)


Notes: Ugh, this has been a labor- not usually of love, either. I don't even need to say that of course I did genderswap, because HI. But what does need to be said are a vast cornucopia of thanks- 34k worth: to [personal profile] rageprufrock, [personal profile] merelyn, [personal profile] thehoyden, [personal profile] amazonziti, [personal profile] mklutz, and [personal profile] aliassmith for TIRELESSLY encouraging me, from aiding and abetting research to 4 am gchat sessions. The biggest thanks of all is due to [personal profile] leupagus for saving me from myself and foolishly agreeing to beta this. The following parts are all written, just being edited, so be patient with me. Title.

When Steve is escorted back to headquarters, the first thing Colonel Fury does is introduce him to Agents Romanoff and Barton. )

<a href="'>PART 2.</a>