twentysomething

As we truck along.

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Alwaysagirl!Dean/Cas

Summary: "He's lost track of the number of women- usually beautiful- that slam through his doors, crying into their perfumed handkerchiefs, talking about how they've been or done wrong, who will give anything to get back their husband, their jewelry, their reputation. But it's a Tuesday night- at least, he thinks it's Tuesday- when there's a knock on his door and in slips Trouble."

Length: 5400 wordsish.

Warnings: Heavy doses of atmosphere. Fic meant to be shot in black and white. Uriel. Booze and broads!

Notes: So, I started writing this noir au, where Cas was most like our 2014 Cas-shaped friend, messed up from service in World War II, because that's who I am. And Dean stars as our femme fatale, Diana. Because yeah, yeah. I'm predictable , okay? Fondly posted for prettybird, who is slogging through November, and likes girl!Dean.


( Trouble always starts with a woman. )

ALLONS-Y.

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Alwaysagirl!Sam/Gabriel, mentions of Deanna/Cas

Summary: "Dismissing introspection, he puts his book on comedic theory in the bible down and starts scribbling on a copy of the student newspaper, doodling a sweet '70s pornstache on the university president when he hears a throat clear over him.

Sam looks like she's trying not to be amused. It's a look he gets from her a lot."

Length: 6800 wordsish.

Warnings: Genderbending, college, sex, Everclear.

Notes: So, about a year and a half ago, rageprufrock made a terrible choice in a Dylan's Candy Bar and asked me and merelyn about what we did in college. And all the terrible things I did in college, mostly because I was in a sorority, followed. And then I wrote an AU where Sam and Dean were girls in a sorority. THIS IS THAT AU. But it's mostly about Sam and Gabriel's terrible and endearing relationship. There are five ficlets, in chronological order that shouldn't really require any bridging. (SORRY.)


( Gabriel is sitting in the basement of the student center, nominally doing his reading while eating a bowl of hot fudge he liberated from the cafeteria upstairs, but he's really waiting for Sam. )

Title: Love's Coming Down On Me

Fandom: Hawaii 5-O

Pairing: Steve/Alwaysagirl!Danni (Wild Honey 'Verse)

Summary: ""Good job, team. We'll debrief in the morning." Steve bites out, before practically dragging Danni back to the car.

Well, Kono probably knows that they're sleeping together now."

Length: 1500 wordsish.

Warnings: Genderbending, attempting to DTR.

Notes: A sequel to Single Handed, Took Me Alive, wherein Danni and Steve realize that they suck at just sleeping with each other. As always, love to leupagus and merelyn, who have to deal with the supersonic raptor noises I make when I watch H-5-O. Also, it figures the first thing I post for WIPVEMBER is a finished ficlet.

( Danni made out with enough girls in college to know the effect it has on the average, red-blooded, American male. )

Title: Single Handed, Took Me Alive

Fandom: Hawaii Five-0

Pairing: Steve/Alwaysagirl!Danni

Summary: "Chin had insisted on post-meth-lab-bust drinks and then promptly split with their hot waitress as soon as her shift was over and Kono had "gone to the bathroom" five rounds and three shots ago. Which leaves her and Steve and Danni's terrible urge to nail her boss."

Length: 3500 wordsish.

Warnings: Terrible jokes about domestic abuse and lots of the sex.

Notes: So, leupagus and I watch this show about Hawaii and manpain and how precious Scott Caan is and she tricked me into writing this thing and then we tricked so many other people into it too, and no ladylike entree into a fandom is complete for me without writing gender-bending, apparently, so. This is mostly a distraction from the equally terrible fic I am writing where Gracie wants her dad to move in with Steve. (Mostly because Danny's apartment is a shithole.)


( Danni doesn't like to say she trades on her looks. That's not really fair to her right hook. )

Title: Doctor, Doctor, Gimme The News

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Alwaysagirl!Sam/Gabriel, background Alwaysagirl!Dean/Cas, terrible, vague, theoretical Dean/Gabriel

Summary: ""Do I know you?" Sam asks, glancing down at Gabriel through thick, glossy brown bangs. Gabriel spares half a second to feel sorry for Sam, because she's actually- abstractly- very pretty. Heart-shaped face, delicate eyebrows knitting over bright hazel eyes, vaguely Amazonian figure. But it can't be easy being the little sister of like, Wonder Woman."

Length: 2200 wordsish.

Warnings: Paging Dr. Sexy to the ER.

Notes: So, again, plumbing the depths of the drafts folder, it seems like everything has some weird genderbending, or is part of something largely unfinished, so. Instead, a terrible medical au. Merry Christmas. Early Rosh Hashanah. Something. (I should be atoning for this shit.)


( Gabriel is attracted to people who are ruthlessly competent, kind of slutty, with a mean streak and green eyes. )

Title: Took The Midnight Train

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Alwaysagirl!Sam/Gabriel, background Dean/Cas

Summary: ""Sam, you're always saying you think we should do more duets," Mr. Shurley says- leaving out the critical part of that advice- so they can learn from each other- not kill each other. "I think it'll work out really well."

Sam bites back her response of "yeah, well you're an alcoholic who writes terrible books," because she's sort of snotty and too smart, but she's not a total bitch. And she actually likes Mr. Shurley. Just not when he's trying to ruin her life. Mr. Shurley just absently reaches up to pat her shoulder and turns back to the arrangement he's working on."

Length: 2300 wordsish.

Warnings: GLEE CLUB.

Notes: So, I just got my computer back, and I have a big day tomorrow. This means you should expect some fic spam. This is from my dreaded gmail drafts folder- I wrote it for merelyn while bored at work, months ago, I think, because things we love= Glee + SPN, and well, TRAGEDY ENSUED.

( Sam stares at Mr. Shurley. )

Title: Wild, Wild West Coast

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Sam/Girl!Gabriel

Summary: "He'd met her on the first day of Professor Harvelle's Feminist Studies 101."

Length: 3400 wordsish.

Warnings: Sweet Sammy Winchester losing his virginity to a woman of ill-repute.

Notes: In my eternal quest to empty out my gmail drafts folder, I'm spamming my flist tonight. There's probably more weird stuff to come, but this was mostly merelyn and me, indulging in our love of a) genderbending, b) the unnatural, delicious love of college aus.

( Gabrielle is one of those girls that moms watch disapprovingly and then tell their daughters that's what happens when you don't save yourself for marriage. )

Title: What I Need Is A Good Defense

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: AlwaysAGirl!Sam/Gabriel

Summary: "She supposes unto every apocalypse there must be some sacrifices made, but she wishes it wasn't always her underwear."

Length: 2700 wordsish

Warnings: Just, unrelenting banging. Boning. Etc.

Notes: I was bitching to merelyn that the internets were being recalcitrant and terrible about indulging my needs- ie, Girl!Sam and Gabriel getting it on like Donkey Kong- and I whined and whined, and then I wrote some porn and tricked her into betaing it, too. <3, kisses, baby. Title from Fiona Apple's "Criminal," which I listened to on repeat while writing this.

( Sam has had it up to here with the supernatural. )

Title: Must Have Been The Way

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Deanna/Cas (AlwaysAGirl!Dean, FYI.)

Summary: Sam had said Christ-knows-what to Cas, who had insisted that- despite the fact that they'd been sleeping with each other for months, and God knows what for longer- they should go on a... date.

Length: 3K

Warnings: Deanna's full-frontal in here, guys. Gratuitous use of picnics.

Notes: So, the amount of terrible shit I do in Taylor Swift's name is like... move on over, Crusades, for real, for real. I was listening to "Today Was a Fairytale", because seriously, I'm sick, and then rageprufrock and merelyn laughed at me, and then I wrote this. Thanks, as always, to merelyn for drinking Mint Juleps and doing dumb shit like being my friend. <3.

( Dee has had the dress in her duffel for three years. )