twentysomething

Title: Come Go With Me

Fandom: Hawaii Five-0

Pairing: Alwaysagirl!Steve/Alwaysagirl!Danny (FUCK MY LIFE)

Summary: "They'd managed to stumble their way through shutting down a major human/drug trafficking ring- Steph pushing grown men out of windows, the usual- and as thanks, the governor had gotten them reservations at some restaurant that caters to Oprah and Dakota Fanning, not cops, and Dani honestly would have been more comfortable with some pies and a weekend off."

Length: 1200 wordsish.

Warnings: Lady sex and links to Badgley Mischka.

Notes: So, because I lead a terrible life, leupagus and merelyn and I were watching H-5-O, and I was saying something about the sequel to the OTHER fic I wrote where I made Danny a girl, Mere goes, "Hey, you know what would be awesome? Girl!Steve/Girl!Danny hatesex." And I tipped my head to the side and went "Fuuuuuuuuuuuck," because I knew this was going to happen. It's not hatesex, though, so much as... sassy? I don't know. So, WHOLLY INDEPENDENT OF THAT OTHER TIME I MADE DANNY A GIRL, this fic.


( Dani doesn't even know where to start. )

Title: That Time In My Car

Fandom: Hawaii Five-0

Pairing: Steve/Danny

Summary: ""Let me see if I've got this straight," Steve says, still staring straight out the windshield, eyes anally-fixed on their suspect's house. "Rachel has her for Easter, so you got Thanksgiving. And you split Christmas." Steve frowns. Danny sighs and waits for the inevitable wise-ass comment."

Length: 950 wordsish.

Warnings: Seasonal themes of familial togetherness, threats of dry stuffing.

Notes: So, while leupagus has been away from my clingy arms, I have been bookmarking Thanksgiving recipes like a crazy person, and it got me thinking about how Rachel and Danny deal with the holidays, and then this happened. (Also, I'm wondering if anyone's realized all my H-5-O fics have Beach Boys lyrics as song titles.)


( Steve looks like the Terminator, staring out the window, because clearly, no one ever told him stakeouts are for slumping in your seat with bad coffee and marshmallows. )