twentysomething

Fandom: White Collar/Glee

Pairing: Kurt/Blaine, Peter/El

Length: 600 wordsish.

Warnings: See the title of this post.

Notes: I DON'T EVEN KNOW, MAN. Just. Yeah. I just thought that El and Kurt would love each other. And then this happened. This was written earlyish this past summer when I suffered less from writer's block and when I was high on fashion.



( El prefers to stay out of Peter's work. )

Fandom: Glee

Pairing: Kurt/Blaine

Length: 700 wordsish.

Warnings: schmoopy boopy h/c

Notes: I put forward a call for papers for prompts on twitter this weekend when I realized I was a few wips short- brimtoast asked for "Blaine gets slushied, has to face actual reality, melts down, h/c" and "His blithe confidence in S03E01 made me expect that plot line in canon and I was ready to LOVE it. But nothing ever happened." and then wrote her this which was woefully short and then we had feels all over each other, the end. (also, guys, feel free to leave prompts in the comments. I promise nothing, but YOU COULD GET SOMETHING)

( It doesn't register as cold at first- the first thing he can think is that it burns, actually, like that first breath out the door in winter- frozen wind in your face, like you can't breathe. )

THIS IS HOW WE DOOOOO IT

Fandom: Glee (and Bandomish)

Pairing: Kurt/Blaine

Length: 1500 wordsish.

Warnings: Shenanigans- underage drinking among friends is not underage drinking.

Notes: So, eponymousanon suggested an AU wherein Brendon Urie goes on Glee to play Blaine's cousin. I ACCEPTED THIS CHALLENGE. Tags right up on "New York."

( Kurt's shuffling through selections from Newsies when Blaine remembers to ask. )

Title: Take A Bite (What Are You Waiting For?)

Fandom: Glee

Pairing: Kurt/Blaine, Kurt/Sam

Summary: ""I don't know if this is a great idea," Kurt finds himself saying, the memory of a couple of months ago and coming on way too strong fresh in his mind. Sam shrugs.

"It's fine," he says, even as Santana cat-calls "You pays yo' money, you take yo' chances! This is, like, sacred- there are just- rules, lady boys!""

Length: 2500 wordsish.

Warnings: How douchey the title of this fic looks, use of a pairing that has the nickname "Kum".

Notes: So, I was talking to a friend and she was like "Man, wouldn't it have been awesome if- instead of Rachel and Blaine- Kurt got Sam in spin the bottle? And Sam goes after Kurt and Blaine is super jealous?" And I was like, "BRB WRITING THIS FIC."



( Kurt can feel his face go bright red. )

Title: Like A Girl Changes Clothes

Fandom: Glee

Pairing: Kurt/Blaine (Liesl/Blair)

Summary: "Of course, when they get to Glee, Mr. Schue is talking crazy talk about something and the girls and guys are split up again. Liesl thinks half the reason they're always scrambling for a set list is because Mr. Schue is incapable of making good decisions, as evidenced by his marriage. Rachel is blathering something about their Sectionals competition and Liesl isn't paying any attention until she hears the words "spies" and oh my god, they'll be laughed out of the state if they let Rachel get within 10 miles of Dalton Academy for Girls."

Length: 2800 wordsish.

Warnings: GENDERSWAP THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW I'M SERIOUS ABOUT A PAIRING YEAH DOG

Notes: I CAN'T BE STOPPED I'M SORRY. I actually wrote this ages ago, and I was sort of meh about it, but eh, to life. merelyn was totally at fault for this one, and if you were wondering about our lady versions of Kurt and Blaine, well- Liesl and Blair. (And yes, that was totally on purpose. And yes, I renamed Kurt "Liesl". Once more, blame Mer.)


( Liesl Hummel likes to think of herself as peerless. )

Title: Can't Tell You What I Learned; I Could Tell You A Story or Two

Fandom: Glee

Pairing: Kurt/Blaine

Summary: "The whole thing would be a lot more unbearable if his TA wasn't absolutely gorgeous.

As it is, Professor Schuester and his collection of extremely ill-advised vests pontificate earnestly about Gregorian chants and Kurt watches Blaine out of the corner of his eye."

Length: 2200 wordsish.

Warnings: COLLEGE AU YEAH WHAT AM I EVEN WRITING ANY MORE

Notes: So, I was trawling delicious, looking for fic, because I live bad, and I thought I saw one where Kurt was a student and Blaine was a professor and I was like "wtf" but I clicked so fast my finger hurt. It was, in fact, not that at all, but then I was like "oh, what action am I viciously weak to?" and then I wrote a fic where Kurt is in college and Blaine is his TA and yeah, I did that. (And yes, astute observer, that title is from Asher Roth's "I Love College".)



( Kurt's majoring in Fashion Merchandising, but he's minoring in Music, because once he gets the stupid theory classes out of the way, it's a bunch of performance As from Professor Holliday. )

Title: Your Laugh Is The Best Sound

Fandom: Glee

Pairing: Kurt/Blaine

Summary: "The worst thing about it, is that you know, the piano, guitar- those are normal swooning instruments. The piano is about passion and skill- precision. The guitar is sexy- it's like cradling a body and making music come out of it- it doesn't really get sexier than that.

But Blaine is playing a ukulele and Kurt's heart is still melted like a Peep in the microwave. "

Length: 730 wordsish.

Warnings: RAINBOW COLORED VOMIT: AS merelyn SAID, "EVERYTHING IS GAY AND NOTHING HURTS"

Notes: So, this morning, as I was hungover as fuck from doing anthropology (that's really not a metaphor), prettybird sent me this scan from the upcoming Entertainment Weekly with the boys on the cover. Naturally, my heart exploded in a shower of baby bunnies eating dandelions and shit, and I wrote this in a haze of insanity. (Notably, this is my third fic named after a Taylor Swift song. Jesus Fucking Christ.)

( Kurt supposes it's a cliche. )

Title: Get Your Heart Racing

Fandom: Glee/HSM DON'T FUCKING JUDGE ME OKAY

Pairing: Kurt/Blaine, Ryan Evans/Chad Danforth

Summary: "But Kurt gets into Juilliard and manages to convince Burt and Carole- God knows how- that the best choice would be for Kurt to move in with Blaine in the apartment his aunt is letting him use on 75th and Lex.

Which goes better than he can imagine- taking trips to the Whitney, tricking Kurt into boating in Central Park, riding the crosstown bus to Lincoln Center to see La Boheme (maybe secretly so Kurt knows how to get there)- until Kurt comes home from his first class."

Length: 1600 wordsish.

Warnings: BLAINE THINKS RYAN EVANS IS TRYING TO STEAL HIS MAN OH MY GOD I WROTE A GLEE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL CROSSOVER FUCKING KILL ME

Notes: Okay, so I actually wrote this maybe a couple of weeks ago before I started finals, because rageprufrock is such an exceedingly bad person. I'm posting it now because a) I have no shame, and b) I only have a take home essay left about 20th century architecture, and it's not like I'm writing that. This is probably one of the more self-indulgent and shameful fics I've ever written. Yeah, you mull that over. (Also, yeah, the Manny AU won by like, a disgraceful amount, so I'll be finishing it over break, hopefully. JUST FOR YOU, DEAR READERS.)

( Blaine applies to Columbia for public policy, because it's a good program. )

Title: Don't Ever Look Back

Fandom: Glee

Pairing: Kurt/Blaine

Summary: "It's snowing outside, but that pathetic kind of snow where it's not really trying at all, and you'd definitely have school tomorrow, because the plow drivers and school board are in league, and then Kurt remembers he goes to boarding school now, he always has to go to class."

Length: 1100 wordsish.

Warnings: SERIOUSLY SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP ME VOMITING ALL THE RAINBOWS THERE WON'T BE ANY LEFT

Notes: So, while things are still hot and heavy over at WIPVEMBER voting (The Manny!AU is winning by a landslide right now, if that's not your cup o' tea, you'd better hurry your ass over there and comment until that ain't true) I'm doing stupid shit like this. New York is making me winter crazy, ya'll. You can ask leupagus, I bought a fucking wreath today and everything, it has pine cones and I made a festive bow for it. Going crazy. Anyway. FESTIVE SNOW AND SHIT AHEAD.



( Dalton is like equal parts Hogwarts and A Separate Peace. )

Title: No Regrets, Just Love

Fandom: Glee

Pairing: Kurt/Blaine

Summary: "It doesn't help that Kurt is totally Blaine's type. Wes and David, who have been through Steven, Eric and Rory, with little more than a running treasure box of designer scarves stolen from former loves, both stare at Blaine skeptically."

Length: 2500 wordsish.

Warnings: SUGAR I'VE ROTTED ALL THE TEETH THIS IS SO CUTE I PUKE BLAINE IS A DORK

Notes: So, because I should be writing papers and doing research and shit, I'm obviously going to be writing a lot of fic. And voting is still RAGING ON over for the WIPVEMBER winner over here, so you should do that, too. Anon commenting enabled and shit. FYI. Anyway, because Kurt and Blaine make me want to vomit rainbows, this happened.


( Less than twenty seconds after Kurt leaves Dalton, Wes gives him the hairy eyeball. )