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Look, Michael is just trying to protect his baby brother's virtue. Everyone knows that Winchester boy has wandering hands.

I was brainstorming ideas for the title with

zoetrope and

mklutz and they put it this way:

zoetrope: i think you should call it "70 percent of teenage pregnancies happen at prom"

twentysomething: ahahhaha

mklutz: no, no, true story-- mom works in the maternity ward
she gets like, a billion teen girls 9 months after spring break every year

It's really so tragic, because if it was Sam out at the movies with a boy, Dean would be doing the exact same thing. Michael and Dean are so blind to their similarities.

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Michael must lurk about the high school to get that kind of information...scares the freshmen, I bet.

That's amazing, I mean...the statistics are sad, but...wow, prom.

And Dean wouldn't even let Sam go on a date by himself, he'd just tag along and share Sam's popcorn and god forbid the guy Sam's on the date with tries anything because he'd get a slap upside the back of the head and worse later.

~~Why do I keep typing omg~~

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Michael probably has small mean freshman girl spies, because in my head, Michael? Is played by Matt Bomer, and they're hoping Michael will MARRY THEM OMG, YOU GUYS HE'S DREAMY

Prom is a very special time in a girl's life. It's 20 percent crying, 50 percent crying while looking for a dress and feeling fat, 20 percent crying while trying to get your date to understand that azure and cerulean are different colors and his cummerbund has to match, 10 percent crying while debating whether or not he's the one and you should give it up, and 0 percent good times.

If that dude tried something, they would be finding pieces of him for the next 60 years.

~~because this is awesome :)~~

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They find out all the juiciest gossip for him so that, maybe, in the three years it takes them to get the prom, he'll take them. It's a foolish pipedream, but somehow they just can't abandon it.

Ugh, prom really is 0% good times. In fact, I'd go as far as to say that it was -5% good times. Yeah, I went there.

Dean would once again be booted from the theatre (and probably arrested) for assaulting and almost murdering the younger boy.

~~It truly is. 8D~~

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He has to marry some day.

I'd buy that.

Unless the cop has a little sister, in which case, you never know, all bets are off. Meanwhile, Sam is complaining that he really liked him, Dean and about totally denying me my agency, how am I supposed to make decisions for myself when you make them for me, Dean!

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To one of the girls from his gossip-harem, no doubt. I mean, who else could there be?

And ha, Dean doesn't care about Sam's decisions when it comes to boys and dating, because he might just end up having a crush on someone like Michael, and that just can't happen. Ever.

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SERIOUSLY.

.... AHAHAHAHAHA. I just died over the apoplexy Dean would have if Sam started dating Michael.

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The image in my head is fantastic, Dean just barging into Castiel's house unannounced to beat Michael to a pulp, Sam running behind him trying to stop him, and...chaos would ensue. It'd take forever to get the blood splatter off the walls.

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Honestly, I think it would end in a terrible slap fight and Cas moping because he can't PICK A SIDE and Sam fuming and hideously cross and Michael and Dean being put in time out.

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A slap fight, how manly. Hope the gossip-harem doesn't get wind of that particular piece of information.

~~All your Lucifer icons make me sad that Lucifer wasn't in this.~~

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I think the gossip-harem would be okay as long as nobody got hit in the face, that would be a travesty.

~~I LOVE LUCIFER. I also, unfortunately, watch Lost, so my heart grows three sizes for Mark Pellegrino. I also also have a terrible soft spot for sweet, funny Sam/Lucifer, so.~~

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A travesty of the highest proportions, no doubt. I can just imagine how they'd treat Dean if Michael somehow showed that he had the slightest of injuries.

For the whole fic, I kept waiting for Lucifer to come in and give Castiel well-meaning but totally horrible advice and it never happened, and I literally noooooo'd when he didn't come. ):
I also have a soft spot for that too~ And Michael/Lucifer but ahaha...ha.

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Well, but then they could nurse him back to health. There's a silver lining in every black eye.

~~Oh man, I giggled like a little girl and pushed the NOOOOOOOOOO button like, 40 times. I promise, from now on, MOAR LUCIFER. Also, let's be friends.~~

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Nurse him back to health with their love.

So did I, even though I'm listening to music...it didn't really go well with Justin Bieber, but OH WELL~ And I am going to hold you to this promise...I never forget.

And yes! That gives me a reason to actually remember my Dreamwidth exists.

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So that's what they're calling it these days.

~~YAY :D~~

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Well, that's what they'd like everyone to believe...they don't want to ~~desperate~~ easy, after all.

~~FRIENDING YOU RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT~ 8D~~

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Oh, certainly not.

~~DITTO~~

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Because everyone knows Michael has the most discerning of tastes. All those rumors about him are total hogwash.

~~I HAVE BEEN FRIENDED~~

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Especially that one about the crabs.

:D

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Especially that one. How could someone so perfect and flawless have crabs? The universe just doesn't work that way.

~~That icon never fails to make me laugh.~~

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Comment hijacking to flail love all over the two of you. This thread made me lol in real life. Also, Matt Bomer as Michael is my new head canon. AWESOME! Also, also: I have immense trouble separating Lucifer and Jacob in my head and I am ok with this. It makes me slightly less inclined to claw at my own face while watching Lost.

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I kept laughing over everything too, to be honest. ♥

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I love thread-jacking. This whole thread is super-ass joy for me, considering I'm watching the world's longest Yankees/Sox game.

I want EVERYONE to see Michael as Matt Bomer.

I know, right- I watch Lost and just keep giggling.

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Ohmygod, Glee icon! 8D

I see him as Matt Bomer now too, so...there you go. Who to you see as teen!Lucifer...if there's a change. Now I'm curious.

This makes me feel like I should watch Lost.

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Hot Damn, Glee is my Jam.

Honestly, for me, there's something sort of timeless about Mark Pellegrino's face of exasperated, disappointed bitchery, that is so essential to how I see Lucifer now, that I can't divorce him from the character. It's just so boss. Not only do you like him, you're unnerved by him at the same time. I love that man. He even pisses on carpets with grace.

DON'T DO IT. IT'S TERRIBLE. AND AWESOME. BUT TERRIBLE.

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