I haven't really written NCIS- but back when rageprufrock was writing her amazing fic, (Un)Covered, I wrote her this little snippet of an AU where Gibbs is a copper and Toni (BECAUSE GENDERBENDING KNOWS NO BOUNDS) is a bootlegging moll. And this is literally all of it:
Toni grins at him, electric bright and sharp.
"Say, Gibbs, you ain't seen the Jazz Singer yet?" she asks, and the glass in front of her is tonic water, but Gibbs can smell a faint hint of moonshine on her, still. He stares at her, because it figures DiNozzo would like something that talked as much as she did.
"What about it," he replies flatly. She purses her cherry red lips, plucks at the roll of her stockings where they sit above her knees.
"Hmm, just wonderin' what a gal like me has to do to get a guy like you to take her to the movies," she kids, running a hand over the crisp edge of his uniform coat sleeve. "I'm a cheap date, you know," Gibbs stands up, shakes his head.
"Toni, you're a pretty damn expensive habit." he says, tips his cap and walks out of the bar.
Re: This made sense in my head. But the blood in my head has also been replaced with caffeine
Toni grins at him, electric bright and sharp.
"Say, Gibbs, you ain't seen the Jazz Singer yet?" she asks, and the glass in front of her is tonic water, but Gibbs can smell a faint hint of moonshine on her, still. He stares at her, because it figures DiNozzo would like something that talked as much as she did.
"What about it," he replies flatly. She purses her cherry red lips, plucks at the roll of her stockings where they sit above her knees.
"Hmm, just wonderin' what a gal like me has to do to get a guy like you to take her to the movies," she kids, running a hand over the crisp edge of his uniform coat sleeve. "I'm a cheap date, you know," Gibbs stands up, shakes his head.
"Toni, you're a pretty damn expensive habit." he says, tips his cap and walks out of the bar.