YESSS. AMAZING. I so needed this! I love all the references sprinkled through: Dean referring to a horcrux (love! you know he is down with HP), wee!Sam identifying with Scout, Captain Planet (Ma-Ti! I giggled), A Tale of Two Cities...
Also, raccoon! Raccoons are the best!
Plus, your Dean and Cas are always just the sweetest. And my gay eye is working just fine, thanks, and Sammy totes has an archangel stalker boyfriend ;)