“So, let me get this straight,” Toni says, amused. “Natasha dumped you for a guy who only plays a superhero, Clint has convinced an attractive, fairly intelligent woman to have sex with him, and the only person sadder than you is Bruce, who is watching Antiques Roadshow with you. Where’s Thor?”
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This bit made me laugh:
“So, let me get this straight,” Toni says, amused. “Natasha dumped you for a guy who only plays a superhero, Clint has convinced an attractive, fairly intelligent woman to have sex with him, and the only person sadder than you is Bruce, who is watching Antiques Roadshow with you. Where’s Thor?”