A travesty of the highest proportions, no doubt. I can just imagine how they'd treat Dean if Michael somehow showed that he had the slightest of injuries.

For the whole fic, I kept waiting for Lucifer to come in and give Castiel well-meaning but totally horrible advice and it never happened, and I literally noooooo'd when he didn't come. ):
I also have a soft spot for that too~ And Michael/Lucifer but ahaha...ha.