"I bring you glad tidings from the Lord, Sam Winchester, the Devil is no longer trying to shimmy you out of your prom dress and wear you and you successfully saved the planet."

THIS IS WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN.

The Brother Lover one is my favorite, I think. Oh, Sam. Gabriel will hold your hand and buy you ice cream and walk with you down the beach if you want. Also, I'm pretty sure he can actually teleport you to the beach, so that's a perk.