Oh well, it's not that I don't like them, exactly. Just that, you know, given the fact that my general response to being left alone in a room with anyone under the age of ten or so is confusion and panic (what does it want why is it crying please don't eat that OH GOD HALP XD), I really don't think that I'm quite up to the task of being responsible for a larval human until it reaches its majority.

NOT THAT THIS IS IN ANY WAY MEANT TO DISCOURAGE YOU FROM WRITING MORE KIDFIC. NUUUUU, DEFINITELY NOT. :D