twentysomething: (FAILBOATS IN LOVE)
Fandom: Bandom

Pairing: Brendon/Spencer, Jon/Ryan

Length: 950 wordsish.

Warnings: it's me so... it's genderbending.

Notes: I asked twitter and [personal profile] fifteendozentimes said this one. SO THIS BUD FIC'S FOR YOU, BRO. Also, I know I've been pants (UTTER PANTS) at responding to comments, I'm sorry. But I am reading them, I've just been busy with work and school and well, reading The Hunger Games.

This isn't the first time Jon has had makeup put on him. )
twentysomething: (FAILBOATS IN LOVE)
Title: I Want Something That I Want

Fandom: Bandom, P!ATD

Pairing: alwaysagirl!Brendon/alwaysagirl!Spencer, Jon/alwaysagirl!Ryan

Summary: "Formal recruitment is still technically new to Spencer, but she's not a huge fan of it so far. Ryan had told her that getting to hold the basket is probably a compliment from Petey- "It means you're a hotass, Spence," is actually what Ryan said- but her feet sort of hurt and the house has gotten exponentially warmer in the last thirty minutes. Most of it's been a blur of faces and pretty inane conversation, but the next girl in the house smiles shyly at Spencer from behind bright red glasses, tucking her long, dark hair behind her ear, nearly tripping on the door frame.

Length: 9000 wordsish what the fuck

Warnings: FUCKING- THIS IS A COLLEGE AU WHERE THEY ARE LADIES IN A SORORITY, I SHIT YOU NOT, ALSO A WARNING FOR PLEDGE WEEKES

Notes: So to share the blame credit, [personal profile] merelyn is like, my co-pilot and enabler and CO-AUTHOR. This is wholeheartedly her fault, with the aid of [personal profile] amazonziti who terribly encouraged me to keep writing this. But yeah, this is also totally separate from the other two college aus I have written about Brendon and Spencer and even separate from the one where they're both girls and go to a dance. I don't know what to say other than that this was extremely self-indulgent to write and at some point, I'm probably going to write a sequel, because seriously, I didn't include most of the shit Mer and I actually further thought about, especially with Pledge Weekes and Pledgemaster Carden's long-distance girlfriend, Katie Jonas.


Spencer isn't really sure how she ended up in a sorority. )
twentysomething: (FAILBOATS IN LOVE)
Title: Can We Fast Forward

Fandom: Bandom, P!ATD

Pairing: AlwaysaGirl!Brendon/AlwaysaGirl!Spencer

Summary: "Spencer's only taking life drawing because her adviser is a sadist and decided she needed some "humanity" to round out her "portfolio of talent"- which is the biggest load of horsecrap, because nobody else in her program has been forced in here. Her professor has stood over her shoulder and clucked sadly at Spencer for the past three weeks, saying completely ridiculous things like "feel the sweep of the line" and "allow yourself to be free, Spencer." She can't help it- she's got the solid, inexpressive hand of a draftsman, not an artist. She hates this- she hates not being able to be good at this. She's thought about dropping the class more times than she can count.

But Spencer looks at the soft, curved lines that make up her body and Spencer wants to try harder."

Length: 4700 wordsish, plus 900 in extras.

Warnings: TROLOLOLOLO NUDE FIGURE DRAWING, LADIES, FORMAL DANCES COLLEGE AU MOTHERFUCKER

Notes: So, like most things, this is all about/for [personal profile] merelyn. I was like "You know what, I like girl!Brendon and I like girl!Spencer, but what I also like is girl!Brendon and girl!Spencer together." And she was like "Okay, so, write it." I don't really think she knew I was going to make it a college au, wherein there is nude figure drawing and a formal. I think it was predictable, but maybe, possibly unanticipated. Basically, this is like my id in a fic, which is sort of terrible. I was also thinking that after yesterday's genderbending, I should instead post the coffeeshop au, but again, I deferred to Mer, and really, if you aren't into genderbending, I don't really know what you're doing here. There are also two extras at the end of the fic, affectionately thought of as "Jon Walker is A Coward" and "Taco Bell Date". (There is also a call out to reni_days's Ten which is one of my favorite fics of all times of ALL TIMES.)


The model is carelessly beautiful. )








Extra No. 1 )


Extra No. 2 )
twentysomething: (cute cute monstrously cute)
Title: Like A Girl Changes Clothes

Fandom: Glee

Pairing: Kurt/Blaine (Liesl/Blair)

Summary: "Of course, when they get to Glee, Mr. Schue is talking crazy talk about something and the girls and guys are split up again. Liesl thinks half the reason they're always scrambling for a set list is because Mr. Schue is incapable of making good decisions, as evidenced by his marriage. Rachel is blathering something about their Sectionals competition and Liesl isn't paying any attention until she hears the words "spies" and oh my god, they'll be laughed out of the state if they let Rachel get within 10 miles of Dalton Academy for Girls."

Length: 2800 wordsish.

Warnings: GENDERSWAP THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW I'M SERIOUS ABOUT A PAIRING YEAH DOG

Notes: I CAN'T BE STOPPED I'M SORRY. I actually wrote this ages ago, and I was sort of meh about it, but eh, to life. [personal profile] merelyn was totally at fault for this one, and if you were wondering about our lady versions of Kurt and Blaine, well- Liesl and Blair. (And yes, that was totally on purpose. And yes, I renamed Kurt "Liesl". Once more, blame Mer.)


Liesl Hummel likes to think of herself as peerless. )
twentysomething: (BOOK EM DANNO)
posted by [personal profile] twentysomething at 10:23am on 08/11/2010 under , , ,
Title: Come Go With Me

Fandom: Hawaii Five-0

Pairing: Alwaysagirl!Steve/Alwaysagirl!Danny (FUCK MY LIFE)

Summary: "They'd managed to stumble their way through shutting down a major human/drug trafficking ring- Steph pushing grown men out of windows, the usual- and as thanks, the governor had gotten them reservations at some restaurant that caters to Oprah and Dakota Fanning, not cops, and Dani honestly would have been more comfortable with some pies and a weekend off."

Length: 1200 wordsish.

Warnings: Lady sex and links to Badgley Mischka.

Notes: So, because I lead a terrible life, [personal profile] leupagus and [personal profile] merelyn and I were watching H-5-O, and I was saying something about the sequel to the OTHER fic I wrote where I made Danny a girl, Mere goes, "Hey, you know what would be awesome? Girl!Steve/Girl!Danny hatesex." And I tipped my head to the side and went "Fuuuuuuuuuuuck," because I knew this was going to happen. It's not hatesex, though, so much as... sassy? I don't know. So, WHOLLY INDEPENDENT OF THAT OTHER TIME I MADE DANNY A GIRL, this fic.


Dani doesn't even know where to start. )

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