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Title: Gotta Be From Out of Town

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Dean/Cas (Shortskirts 'Verse)

Summary: "Baby, you couldn't wait twenty minutes?" Dean asks, already stripping his shirt off, reaching for his fly. Cas's eyelids flutter.

Length: 2k.

Warning: THE PORN WILL CONTINUE UNTIL THE ECONOMY IMPROVES. (Just like, if you're looking for content, it's NOT HERE.)

Notes: So, I had said, "Pru, you know, I'm torn between some really juvenile pawing in the backseat of the Impala, or Dean coming home to find that Cas started without him." AND THEN I WROTE BOTH AND PEOPLE SAID THEY WANTED MOAR PORN AND-- look, the flesh is weak. Thanks to juanitatequila for the title. He knows why. (And will forgive me for pronoun failing, I hope. <3) A sequel to "Everything Comes Naturally" and "I Think I Know Where You Belong", unbetaed and full of filth.



Dean wishes he could say this was the first time he's come home to find Cas moaning- splayed out on his giant white bed, three fingers up his ass, stretching to find the perfect angle to brush against his prostate- but that would be such a lie.

Unfortunately, he also still has the same response as the first time and every time thereafter, which is to say, he drops his bag and is instantly, painfully hard.

"Baby, you couldn't wait twenty minutes?" Dean asks, already stripping his shirt off, reaching for his fly. Cas's eyelids flutter.

"Mmm, Dean, I missed you," Cas says, arching his back, practically purring and if Dean didn't know better- from extensive experience- he'd think Cas was faking this level of enthusiasm, but it's all real. "Kept thinking about you finally getting here. Wanted you to be able to fuck me right away, Dean."

Dean is- at last- naked and it's been three weeks for him too- away games and exams keeping either of them from making it to each other until Dean had finally said fuck it and came down for just Sunday night.

"Still," Dean says, because it's one thing to hear it over the phone or know it's going on somewhere without him- although, Cas usually does call him when he's masturbating- but he feels sort of... robbed. Cas just chuckles- low and dirty.

"You can do it later, too," Cas whispers, pulling Dean against him to kiss. "Feel how you opened me up, see how slick I am, feel your cum inside me." Dean wonders who the fuck taught Cas to talk like this, but it works- Dean's hands stutter where they're pressed against Cas's sides and he smiles, filthy and pleased against Dean's mouth.

"But right now, all I want is for you to slam me up against this headboard, again and again." Cas tells him, lube-slick fingers wrapping around Dean's cock. "Fuck me into the mattress, Dean, I want to feel you all week."

Jesus Christ.

"You're going to kill me someday, Cas," Dean says, but the complaint is muffled against Cas's neck. Cas smiles, all bright and cheerful- unrepentant.

"Dean, please fuck me so hard I can't walk normally tomorrow. I would really appreciate that." Cas says, looking so damn earnest and Dean groans.

"Killing me," Dean moans. Cas hums, pleased, as he guides Dean's cock into his ass, which, despite the fact that Cas has been laying around, fingering himself- for God knows how long- he’s tight and hot and Dean is dying slowly- because Cas is clutching at his hips and dragging him in inch by inch.

"I really regret letting you sign up for a gym," Dean slurs weakly as Cas just pulls Dean up against him, buried to the hilt. Cas looks triumphant, but he's breathing hard, eyes lidded and heavy.

"Move, please." Cas says, but he's deadly serious. If Dean doesn't start fucking him- and fast- Cas is just going to torture him for hours. Well, Cas is probably going to do that anyway, but Dean really would be lying if he said he didn't sort of like it.

"Pushy, aren't you?" Dean teases, but he pushes himself up on his hands and pulls almost all the way out before slamming back in as hard as he can.

Because- in the end- Dean always caves- and Cas always makes it worth his while. Cas makes this drunkenly happy noise that Dean loves.

"God, Dean, harder," Cas tries to push back, but Dean just laughs- it sounds dark and slutty, even to him, and Cas writhes, arching his back a little as Dean moves his hands to bring Cas's hips up.

"I guess it's good that I managed to stay taller than you," Dean observes idly as he pulls Cas's legs up and around his waist, getting to his knees. "I can just put you where I want you. You might wanna hand me a pillow. I think your legs are gonna give out when I'm done with you, baby."

"Dean," Cas whines, but Dean just draws his cock out until Cas finally gives in- two inches left- and passes him one of the huge, fluffy pillows he keeps all over the bed. Dean just slides it into place and presses an amused kiss to the sweet, soft skin where Cas's hip meets his thigh, biting softly and listening to Cas cry out above him.

"What, you don't wanna make this easy on me? I had a rough week, you know." Dean says. Three years later, Dean is still amazed at how this gets to Cas, because Dean doesn't know anyone else- as monogamous as Cas- who loves being told they're a filthy cumslut. "Don't you wanna make it so easy for my dick to fuck you open, leave you aching tomorrow, sitting in class, feeling where I kept slamming in to your sweet ass?" Dean punctuates this with three sharp thrusts of his hips, putting himself balls-deep, listening to the familiar dirty slap of skin against skin.

"Yes," Cas hisses, wrapping his hands around the slats of the headboard, bracing himself. "Dean, I want you so bad, I want you-" Dean leans over and kisses Cas until his mouth is just this wet hot mess, red and abused looking. Satisfied, Dean moves back to just fuck into Cas, thanking God that baseball keeps him in such good shape. Cas gasps and sighs and fucking mewls, this whole symphony of noise that drives Dean fucking crazy, his hips snapping against Cas's pale thighs.

"Baby, I don't think I'm gonna touch your cock. I think I'm just gonna let you come, thinking about how I'm filling you up, listening to me talk about how much I fucking love this, how I couldn't go one more fucking day without it, I had to drive down here and screw you stupid." Dean lets the words fall out of his mouth. He stopped thinking about what he was saying a long time ago and learned to run with it- and he'll keep doing it as long as it makes Cas come like he's gonna die, like he wants Dean so much.

"Anytime, Dean, want you all the time," Cas sobs, clutching harder and harder against the headboard.

Dean runs his hands all over Cas, feeling where his ribs expand and contract when he draws in huge, hitching breaths, the fine trail of hair above his dick, the tender, delicate skin at the base of his cock. Dean grins because Cas is bucking his hips wildly, fucking into the air, so Dean grabs his hips and pulls him in just as he goes all in- and Cas just bottoms out in one fucking delicious, boneless slide.

"You know how often I had to jerk off, these three weeks? How lonely I was without you, babe? So used to having you, at least once a week. The guys said I was fucking intolerable." Dean tells him. He has no idea how much longer he can keep this up- the burn in his thighs feels like the end of a run and his hands are starting to slip in the sweat all over Cas's skinny hips, beading and pooling in the humid night heat.

Cas is just babbling, and Dean can make out his name, and "God," and "Yes," but that's about it, as Cas scrabbles against the wall, hands slipping through the slats.

"You gonna come for me, baby? You like it that much, don't you? Me holding you down, making you take my dick? I think you can do it, Cas. I think you should come right now." Dean murmurs, encouraging Cas as he feels his dick skidding across Cas's prostate. Cas mouths silently as he collapses back, his own come striping up over his stomach and up his chest. Cas's whole body goes tense for three insane, burning seconds where Dean thinks he's going to lose it himself, right then, but Cas just goes limp, hands falling down against the pillows loosely.

Dean kisses his way across Cas's hip, lazily fucking through the last tremors of Cas's orgasm, loving the way Cas shivers as Dean slips easily in and out, just enjoying himself.

"I'm gonna hold you to that, you know. That promise you made. Soon as I'm done fucking you, when I'm good and done, when I've come so deep in you, I'm just gonna slip my fingers in there. Since you started without me." Dean whispers, licking a hot trace of come off of Cas's stomach.

Cas shudders all over, crying out softly, like he can't keep quiet, just thinking about it. Cas struggles to open his eyes, finally managing this slit of bright blue, glancing up over the fucked-out spread of his body.

"I'll like it," Cas promises, dark and shameless and that- that is what makes Dean come, sudden and debilitating.

"Jesus, Cas," Dean breathes. He feels like he might never move again, but he's going to have to get up. Because no matter comfortable he is right now, slumped over on to Cas's stomach, he's pretty sure his face is lying in some of Cas's come and that'd be pretty unpleasant to deal with later. He peels himself off, resting on his elbows, to see Cas watching him, just- terribly affectionate and pleased.

"Thank you, Dean," Cas says sweetly, like Dean changed a light bulb, rather than provided athletic and filthy sex. Dean just chuckles and shakes his head, pulling out slowly- loving the way Cas hisses an inhalation as Dean slips out.

"Not done with you yet, baby." Dean promises, scooting over to lay next to Cas, rolling Cas's hips over, letting Cas's legs fall over his. Cas just stretches into it, lying on his stomach. Cas is a runner by preference and his lean build and ass show that off nicely as Dean carefully spreads Cas's legs open. "Mmm, I was rough, wasn't I?" Dean rubs a thumb gently over Cas's slick, fucked-out hole.

"I asked you to," Cas reminds him easily, sighing into a moan. "I do like it." Dean bites his lip, because, yeah, that's true- and there have been some spectacularly memorable nights in his life because of it. Dean pushes two fingers in, slipping in so easy he can feel his dick stir with interest- which, God, Dean really would die.

"It was so good, Cas, I practically blacked out," Dean agrees, scissoring his fingers slightly, letting Cas wriggle his hips. He’s probably still sensitive, but Cas just pushes back into it.

"You can put in another finger. I'm not going to break," Cas suggests, with a really terrible "nonchalant" shrug. Dean just chuckles, gently stroking his fingers inside Cas.

"Nope, this is my turn," Dean teases, pulling his fingers out slowly. They're slippery- covered in lube and his own come and Cas sighs again.

"Please?" Cas asks, wheedling. Dean just snorts, but gives Cas the third finger, his ring finger getting just as coated as the other two as he pushes into Cas, who just goes boneless and limp again, like all he needs for perfect happiness is Dean fingering his ass after fucking him as hard as possible.

Which, yeah, it worked out pretty well for Dean, too.

Once he's had his fill of watching his fingers slide in and out of Cas smoothly, of Cas humming sleepily on his lap, he reaches down, managing to snag his shirt off the floor. He wipes his hand off, giving Cas's stomach a few lazy swipes before manhandling Cas away from the frankly embarrassing, huge wet spot. Cas is loose like a liquid, draping himself over Dean's side.

"You don't pay your cleaning lady enough," Dean mutters as he engages in some serious contortion to get the sheet over them both.

"I think she's happy to know I have a nice young man who fulfills my sexual needs," Cas muses, mouth half-pressed against Dean's chest.

Dean knows he's going to have to get up in about 6 hours and drive to school for his satanic, 8 am, need-it-to-graduate seminar, but he doesn't care, he just flings his arm over Cas and sleeps well for the first time in weeks.


There are 94 comments on this entry. (Reply.)
swing_set13: (Default)
posted by [personal profile] swing_set13 at 05:06am on 18/05/2010
Guh. I think you melted my brain. Seriously. Why did I read this before I should be trying to sleep? It's seared into my brain. That's how amazingly hot it was. Dirty, dirty boys! :3
 
posted by [identity profile] ohbug.livejournal.com at 05:11am on 18/05/2010
I seriously don't believe that I'm the first one here- I'll finish writing this and there'll be fifty other comments. Or, at least, there should be. Because this? is absolutely delicious and omgsohot. *swoon* Your Dean is just to. die. for.
I hope you plan to write more for this 'verse.
twentysomething: (Yeah I'd buy that.)
posted by [personal profile] twentysomething at 05:25am on 18/05/2010
Thank you so much- I, like Dean, just sort of stare at my keyboard after the fact and I'm like WHAT DID-- WHAT AM I?! I'm glad you liked it though- there is more to come- not just terrible filth, but stupid stuff like Dean taking care of Cas when he's sick and Cas saving the Gulf Coast.

(So, just remember- you asked for it. :D)
fullofwoe: (SPN - D/C: You are my sweetest downfall)
posted by [personal profile] fullofwoe at 05:34am on 18/05/2010
I was going to say something but I think my brain shorted out. God. If bubblegum pop inspires this kind of smut, I'm all for it. XD

Unfortunately, he also still has the same response as the first time and every time thereafter, which is to say, he drops his bag and is instantly, painfully hard.

This is unfortunate how, Dean?

(And holy God, filthyslut!Cas is so... wow. And Dean talking dirty to him. Whew. Long may the economy stay terrible!)
twentysomething: (he's just so pretty)
posted by [personal profile] twentysomething at 06:10am on 18/05/2010
Yeah, I need to get an appropriate "writing porn" playlist... because otherwise this shit happens.

DEAN'S LIFE IS LIKE HIS DICK: HARD.

Yeah, I didn't have a dirty talk kink until these two came along. I like to think when Cas is bad- like, makes Dean talk to Michael, has Dean go to cultural events- Dean punishes him with really vanilla sex. (Like, he can't manage no sex, let's not play games, but like, missionary, under the sheets, lights out.)
(no subject)(anonymous)
mf_luder_xf: (BSG 6)
posted by [personal profile] mf_luder_xf at 07:14am on 18/05/2010
THE PORN WILL CONTINUE UNTIL THE ECONOMY IMPROVES.

SCREW GETTING A JOB. BRING ON THE GODDAMN RECESSION!!!

"Mmm, I was rough, wasn't I?" Dean rubs a thumb gently over Cas's slick, fucked-out hole. "I asked you to," Cas reminds him easily, sighing into a moan. "I do like it."

So this whole thing...my mind blew. Seriously, mental orgasm. Because the image of such a wanton Castiel is GLORIOUS. The hottest visuals, ever. (God, Misha, the dirty things I think about your body...I'm so sorry.) But those lines right there...how do you know all my kinks? *eyes you* Have you been reading my mind or something?? THAT HIT THEM ALL.

Umm. *flutters hands* Can I friend/subscribe/whatever you? I MUST GET REGULAR UPDATES. *dies*
twentysomething: (i did that i set that up)
posted by [personal profile] twentysomething at 01:01pm on 18/05/2010
I like to think that the total global economic meltdown shouldn't be without enjoyment.

<3

I'm in ur brain

learnin ur kinks

(PLEASE DO!)
 
posted by [identity profile] omendreamer.livejournal.com at 09:32am on 18/05/2010
This? This is totally worth my current inability to get a job. I had a ladyquake (that fluttery feeling of sudden epic arousal) just from reading the cut tag for fuck's sake. Guh.
twentysomething: (RAINBOW BRITE SAM)
posted by [personal profile] twentysomething at 01:04pm on 18/05/2010
I laughed out loud when I read this-- just because "ladyquake" is the most amazing and hilarious word ever... and I kind of feel like when Dean really needs to piss Sam off, he just shouts shit like, "HEY LADYQUAKE- GET A MOVE ON WITH THAT HOLY WATER" or "HEY LADYQUAKE- STOP HAVING DEMON SEX"




("HEY LADYQUAKE- WASH YOUR HAIR")
 
posted by [identity profile] funkyinfishnet.livejournal.com at 10:14am on 18/05/2010
Gah, you killed me with the hotness!! :) Not that I mind, but wow! Also I loved this:
"Dean, please fuck me so hard I can't walk normally tomorrow. I would really appreciate that."
Cas's character in one sentance, brilliant :)
twentysomething: (TANDEM BIKE)
posted by [personal profile] twentysomething at 01:05pm on 18/05/2010
HAHA- Cas is straightforward. It is not a crime.

But Dean really wishes he'd quit saying shit like that in restaurants.

And libraries.

And movies.

And in front of Sam.
not_sally: Made for me! (Default)
posted by [personal profile] not_sally at 10:24am on 18/05/2010
I finally read the coda, and when I refresh my DW, there's a new post in the 'verse...
I believe this is what one refers to as "Epic WIN"
twentysomething: (PLS RETURN TO CASTIEL A. DWEEBLO)
posted by [personal profile] twentysomething at 01:06pm on 18/05/2010
:D

A SIGN FROM GOD.
aesc: (dean/cas is sacrilicious!)
posted by [personal profile] aesc at 02:38pm on 18/05/2010
*wibble* Not standing up for a while, no no no. So very hot.
twentysomething: (call him angel of the morning)
posted by [personal profile] twentysomething at 08:00pm on 18/05/2010
Thanks! Writing porn is like eating potato chips, except it doesn't make my ass bigger. Glad you enjoyed!
 
posted by [identity profile] zombie-oak.livejournal.com at 02:45pm on 18/05/2010
I approve of Cas being a cumslut. This story was pretty damn awesome.
twentysomething: (he's just so pretty)
posted by [personal profile] twentysomething at 08:01pm on 18/05/2010
Haha- thanks, I think Dean does too.
amphetamine: Ben and Dean, Supernatural (I wanna be the same as you)
posted by [personal profile] amphetamine at 05:05pm on 18/05/2010
I AM SO HAPPY YOU WROTE MORE FOR THIS VERSE, SERIOUSLY.

Uh yeah. I think you permanently fried my brain.
twentysomething: (TANDEM BIKE)
posted by [personal profile] twentysomething at 08:02pm on 18/05/2010
Thanks!

I'm sort of Southern, frying is what we do. <3
acidmoloko: (Default)
posted by [personal profile] acidmoloko at 07:52pm on 18/05/2010
juanitatequila is a guy!!!!!!!!




loved the ending.
twentysomething: (If you can dodge a wrench.)
posted by [personal profile] twentysomething at 08:03pm on 18/05/2010
(blinks) Well, that's what I get for making assumptions about "Juanita"s. Thank you so much for pointing out my error. (The things that don't come up while talking about Miley Cyrus, man.)

Glad you liked it!
everysecondtuesday: glasses and milk tea in the morning (Default)
posted by [personal profile] everysecondtuesday at 09:11pm on 18/05/2010
I read the first two installments of your short skirts 'verse last night and came back to post a comment today, and like magic there was more. It is not possible to textually render my love for this and for you.
twentysomething: (call him angel of the morning)
posted by [personal profile] twentysomething at 07:05pm on 19/05/2010
Aw, thanks so much! I'm glad my magic is still working (although, I'm still waiting for my Hogwarts letter, fucking, totally.)
 
posted by [identity profile] monk3y-princess.livejournal.com at 12:27am on 19/05/2010
Guh... *is incoherent mess*. Seriously, so hot. I love your Cas, he is amazing and filthy and I love him. I wish for you to continue this amazing, fabulous universe forever 'cause... guh.
twentysomething: (PLS RETURN TO CASTIEL A. DWEEBLO)
posted by [personal profile] twentysomething at 07:05pm on 19/05/2010
Thanks! Plenty of filth and schmoop to come, I promise.
brainmissing: (Default)
posted by [personal profile] brainmissing at 01:32am on 19/05/2010
I hadn't set up my dreamwidth account yet. I read this and do you want to know what my first thought was? (I mean, after the whole O_O OMG SOOO SCORCHING HOT UNF) I thought to myself.... "I need an account! I want this to be the first place I leave a comment.

:D

NEVER STOP. THIS. UNGGGG. You may kill me with how wonderful this is/you are.
twentysomething: (RAINBOW BRITE SAM)
posted by [personal profile] twentysomething at 07:06pm on 19/05/2010
\blush\ That is, well, so kind. Thanks- I'm glad that I made you take the leap! I'll keep pushing on, haha.
swing_set13: (in my head)
posted by [personal profile] swing_set13 at 03:21am on 19/05/2010
DID YOU KNOW TSWIFT HAS GREETING CARDS???? [NOW PICTURING DEAN IN HALLMARK PICKING OUT THE ONE WITH THE SNIPPET OF LOVE STORY FOR VALENTINE'S, NO LIE]
ext_3277: I made this (Default)
posted by [identity profile] laura-trekkie.livejournal.com at 08:52am on 19/05/2010
Oh god, Cas is just...

I'm not surprised Dean caves to whatever hot plan Cas has when he's confronted with Cas all wanton like that!!!

Laura.
twentysomething: (i did that i set that up)
posted by [personal profile] twentysomething at 07:08pm on 19/05/2010
I mean, he's only human. Caving is what I would do to, def. Thanks!
fearlessfan: (Default)
posted by [personal profile] fearlessfan at 07:18pm on 19/05/2010
!!! This was SO GREAT - I love reading stories set in this universe, I hope you continue writing them!
twentysomething: (RAINBOW DATE)
posted by [personal profile] twentysomething at 10:56pm on 05/06/2010
Thanks! I've been AWOL, but more is coming, I promise!
 
posted by [identity profile] snarky-kat.livejournal.com at 02:40am on 21/05/2010
My god, this is just. Fantastic. I've been keeping all three fics open in their own window, so even when I don't have a connection I can just pop back and reread whenever I want. I really hope there's more coming for this universe, highschool AU's are one of my guilty pleasures but finding really well written ones are something of a miracle. Hallelujah, you delivered. And then some :D
twentysomething: (TANDEM BIKE)
posted by [personal profile] twentysomething at 10:57pm on 05/06/2010
Thank you! Yeah, this verse is just headed in this terrible self indulgent direction, haha, keep checking in, I'm actually going to post something later.
kaylbunny: (misha/jensen airport)
posted by [personal profile] kaylbunny at 08:51pm on 27/05/2010
I just read all of this 'verse and i'm ridiculously smitten with it. It's cute and in character and, oh yeah - HOT LIKE BURNING. It's taken me about five minutes to think of something to say other than UNFUNFUNF. I really hope to see more of this story!

(You've just taken my DW commenting virginity, btw ;D)
twentysomething: (call him angel of the morning)
posted by [personal profile] twentysomething at 10:58pm on 05/06/2010
Virginity is overrated, highfive. (Also, thanks!) I'm glad the unfage occurred!
 
posted by [identity profile] oddrid.livejournal.com at 05:20am on 11/06/2010
DEAR LORD BABY JESUS

I just oh my god. Oh my GOD WOMAN. This fic has probably fulfilled my epic dirty talk kink for like ever. Or until you write more lol. Echoing the others here with saying FUCK JOBS GIVE US PORN. Oh man.

Yeah. My bunk. I'll be in it.
 
posted by [identity profile] got-fanfiction.livejournal.com at 05:06pm on 14/11/2010
jesus, i feel like kidnapping you and making you write for me all the time. this verse was amazing, and i can't wait to get my sticky little fingers on more.

signed,

got-fanfiction :3
 
posted by (anonymous) at 03:05am on 02/04/2011
U.R.KILING.ME! I.CANT.GO.TO.SLEEP.I.NEED.MORE!
 
posted by [identity profile] luvsbitca.livejournal.com at 01:31am on 16/10/2011
Okay I have have somewhere I am supposed to be. I should have been there like twenty minutes ago. Instead I am sitting here in my pjs reading some really great sex. What I adore about your stories (apart from the fact it hits some great kinks TMI??) is that I can so easily see it all in my head. Freaking awesome.
Thanks for sharing.
ladydrace: (Mind in the gutter)
posted by [personal profile] ladydrace at 02:32pm on 26/10/2011
This series has fried my brain. FRIED IT!

(You have no idea how many times I had to re-type this comment. My fucking hands are shaking!)

Thank you!

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